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julianlawson

@julianlawson@mastodonapp.uk

Wokeflake. My bio read "Not half the man he used to be." for a year. So I guess I can do better.

My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses.

Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething.

Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli.

Work: Project management.

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    julianlawson ,
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    @SJohnRoss anything but Times Roman!

    TheBreadmonkey , to random
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    Never forget.....

    Findus Crispy Pancakes were found to contain 100% horse meat. A whole generation of British kids grew up eating horses. I feel like that should be more of a thing. Maybe that's got something to do with the UKs mental health epidemic. Mental horselth epidemic (nope that doesn't work at all). But maybe we're all sad all the time due to eating a bunch of horses by surprise. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS! You just ate a horse. How do you feel now? This is what capitalism does to families.

    julianlawson ,
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    @RolloTreadway @TheBreadmonkey Possibly feasible using transglutaminase (though you'd have to skip the poo as it wouldn't have enough protein to bind to the meat glue). https://delishably.com/food-industry/Meat-Glue-What-It-Is-And-What-You-Should-Know. I think I have some in the cupboard, if you have a horse.

    RadicalGraffiti , to random
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    "All Bastards Cops Are"
    Yoda mural in Sydney

    julianlawson ,
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    @RadicalGraffiti I mean, I love it, but wouldn't Yoda say "bastards all cops are"?

    CatsOfYore , to random
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    Cutest couple. 🏆 https://rockinghamlibrary.org/history/items/show/12487#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=0&xywh=-1608%2C-1%2C5480%2C2959

    julianlawson ,
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    @CatsOfYore they both look really pissed off

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