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geekysteven

@geekysteven@beige.party

Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️• likes comics, scifi, video games
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Feeding crows is better than feeding pigeons, because crows can remember and describe human faces, so the species may decide to spare you when the revolution comes

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I love Ryan Gosling.

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@lowqualityfacts I regret to inform you that you'll have to change your username

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If you love paleontology, make sure you stay in school and study hard. Do this and someday you could become a fossil.

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My alternate history novel takes place in a universe where instead of the Confederacy losing the Civil War, they lose the Civil War even harder, just absolutely crushed

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"Nature is so peaceful and serene"
-people who don't know how much nature likes murder

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Why would you need generative AI when I'm already making bad content for free?

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"no, you don't get it, I mean if Tom Bombadil lived in our world, he'd be an epic shitposter"

JRR TOLKIEN'S GHOST: please stop summoning me

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It really only takes one city passing a bogus law against transmutation and suddenly you're a practitioner of "forbidden magicks"

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I initially made this thinking it would be an easy, basic meme that would do well on Facebook, but I forgot their rule is that you can advocate for any fucked up shit you want as long as you don't say a death word

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The most relatable part of the Star Wars sequel trilogy is the characters’ problems stem from terrible decisions made by their grandparents' generation.

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Aladdin with the Infinity Gauntlet would be such a wild story. Just imagine if he was able to have his wishes granted instantaneously

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Can someone who is religious explain to me the secret days of the week, or can you only tell other Chraunstians?

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Barbara Gordon decided to become Batgirl after she noticed that Batman is able to stop talking to her dad mid-sentence with zero consequences

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Time to ponder orb is over, now orb ponders you

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Quentin Tarantino's worst nightmare

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astrology? lmao you mean the birthday fandom

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