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garrison

@garrison@garrison.su

I'm a bi non-binary man. He/they.

DMs open.

I'm a shitposter at heart.

Things That Interest Me: D&D, 3D printing, painting miniatures, lockpicking, video games (mostly story or thematically rich), Final Fantasy XIV Online, cats, puns and other dad jokes, having a general dad vibe even though I have no children, and stickers.

I live in Houston, Texas, USA.

I have degrees in English and Accounting and I have regrets about both!

Follows only locked to exclude bots and mass auto followers.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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bad back safe ways to sit down

garrison ,
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@RikerGoogling have you tried sitting down by swinging one leg over the top of the chair?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

garrison ,
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@RikerGoogling will, it's ALWAYS a good day to die

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is fire one syllable or two

garrison ,
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@RikerGoogling google "triphthong"

garrison , to random
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👎 Reading a book.

👍 Reading between 1/3 and 2/3 of a bunch of books but never managing to finish any of them.

garrison , to random
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my problem with the insane clown posse is that I don't think two people is enough to constitute a posse. you need at least like ten people for a posse.

garrison OP ,
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@LeviKornelsen not to mention the insane clown federal marshall

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how to vote from space

garrison ,
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@RikerGoogling progressive

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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am i in a holodeck

garrison ,
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@RikerGoogling check if Geordi is right handed or not

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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1 fuckton in metric fucktons

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@RikerGoogling fucktonne

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