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engravecavedave

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Sometimes I'm amusing

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30,000 years old (or 30 but close enough)

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vampiress , to random
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Ah, good. I was just thinking what professional video calls needed was to be over 200% worse.

engravecavedave ,
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@vampiress finally, middle management is to be replaced by AI

ElleGray , to random

Classic case of how extenuating circumstances should include "sure but it was fucking hilarious, your honor"

engravecavedave ,
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@ElleGray and he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

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engravecavedave ,
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@vampiress feels a bit weird that he isn't also asking to have sex in the car as well

vampiress , to random
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    engravecavedave ,
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    @vampiress does it have any black people though? That's what truly makes it political for gamers

    vampiress , to random
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    engravecavedave ,
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    @vampiress Teach me your ways!

    engravecavedave ,
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    @vampiress I definitely have plenty of the second thing

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    engravecavedave ,
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    @lowqualityfacts It was actually based on many of his personal experiences growing up poor and having to learn piano on sausages because he couldn't afford a real one

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    We made a comic about fun facts.

    engravecavedave ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Iceland's not green in the fucking winter. Come to think of it, parts of southern Greenland can be green in summer

    ElleGray , to random

    just met a black and white cat named Oreo Speedwagon you're welcome

    engravecavedave ,
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    @ElleGray i know there's the band but also ... that cat is a Jojo's reference

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