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danciruli

@danciruli@hachyderm.io

VP Products at D2iQ. I live in (and love) Oakland. Ex-Google, -EMC, -Zuora. Former founding member of Open API Initiative, Istio Steering Committee member. I sat on Google's Open Source committee. One-time tour manager for the band Chevelle.
Dad of 3. #ally #BLM.
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ElleGray , to random
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I believe, in my heart, that if someone offered Donald a four year reality tv show right now, he'd drop out

danciruli ,
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@ElleGray In 2016 this almost certainly would have worked (especially if you toss in Trump Tower Moscow).

GottaLaff , to random
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After a long morning of loading the POD, stuffing the car, cleaning, scrubbing, double-checking, all on very little sleep… we’re off! #Canada here we come.

#Hammy loves these long road trips.

First night: Sacramento-ish.

#DogsOfMastodon

danciruli ,
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@GottaLaff Hammy looks almost as excited as you do! I wish you safe travels and can't wait to hear updates.

pluralistic , to random
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Your periodic reminder that Steve Gibson and the Red Caps' "It's so good good good" is lowkey one of the horniest songs of the era and also a banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzk1cCDNBNc

danciruli ,
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@pluralistic Oooh that was a new one to me. Thanks!

GottaLaff , to random
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Trump vs Lindsey, cont’d.

Via Scott MacFarlane:

JUST NOW: About his rebuke of ’s statement, Sen (R-SC) tells reporters “most Americans” share “my position”

danciruli ,
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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff Is he...completely unaware of polling on the issue? Or is he lying through his teeth?

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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff Gerrymandering and their Fox Bubble has built them into a trap. If they DON'T come across as extreme, they get primaried out of nearly anything. So they HAVE to appeal to the most extreme part of their party to get into a general, and that hurts them in the general. Every time. They made their (puritanical) bed, now they can lie in it!

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I believe it was for excessive drug use.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

danciruli ,
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@lowqualityfacts She's naked the entire movie!

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danciruli ,
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@anildash Agree, but I wish they'd run their own instance. Right now I have to trust that potus@threads.net's blue checkmark means something...and we've seen a history of blue checkmarks becoming less credible over time (thanks, Elon).

GottaLaff , (edited ) to random
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Sales Miss in First Year-Over-Year Drop Since Pandemic https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-02/tesla-sales-miss-in-first-year-over-year-drop-since-pandemic

ADDED: Link with no paywall: Tesla sales plunge far more than expected

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/02/business/tesla-sales?cid=ios_app

danciruli ,
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@JGR0 @idoubtit @GottaLaff I've had a different experience. I've had a Tesla for seven years and never had a major problem (and very few minor problems). I've owned a Chevy, a Ford, a couple of Hondas, an Acura, a Mercedes and an Audi, but the Tesla is my favorite car I've ever had.

But I'll never give that man another dollar (and, had I known who he really was, I wouldn't have 7 years ago).

danciruli ,
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@hrbrmstr @JGR0 @idoubtit @GottaLaff I did say "no major problems" -- and recalls are pretty standard in my experience (every new car I've ever purchased has had recalls, some serious). Most of the Tesla recalls were fixed "OTA" that is, over the air, meaning I didn't even have to bring the car in for the recall.

As I said I'd never give them another dollar, but honestly after nearly 35 years of car ownership, this is the best one.

danciruli ,
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@GottaLaff @hrbrmstr @JGR0 @idoubtit That's kind of amazing. Truly living a charmed life!

rbreich , to random
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Trump’s media company lost $58 million in 2023.

Despite that, Wall Street has valued it by as much as $11 billion based on its stock price.

A desperate Donald Trump got a lifeline when the floundering company went public.

What kind of leverage will that grant investors? Hello?

danciruli ,
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@rbreich the crazy thing isn't that it lost $58 million. It's that it did that on only FOUR MILLION DOLLARS in sales. That's literally around as much as a typical McDonalds will do in a year. It's a very small business with no hope of large revenue or returns.

GottaLaff , to random
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Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun plans to step down at the end of the year. The company's chairman and head of the commercial airplane unit are also leaving -CNN

danciruli ,
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@GottaLaff Unlike their passengers, these departing executives will receive (golden) parachutes!

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During his State of the Union address, President Joe Biden implored us all to “be honest, the threat remains, and democracy must be defended.” Republicans are prepared to play offense — to put the fate of our democracy on the docket.

So am I.
https://www.democracydocket.com/opinion/republicans-prepare-a-new-wave-of-legal-attacks-on-voting/

danciruli ,
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@GottaLaff @marcelias Motion passes unamimously.

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I did not have "Fox News does a fact check" on my 2024 bingo card.

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@rbreich I guess lawsuits have consequences.

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