cordlesslamp

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cordlesslamp , to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND in They ran the numbers: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas accepted gifts worth about $2.4-million

It's bribe. Just say it.

B R I B E !

cordlesslamp , to Futurology in Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years

soon there's gonna be Bluetooth (hehe) speaker and microphone in your teeth. Then the next thing you know is your teeth need security and firmware updates.

cordlesslamp , to askmenover30 in Men who shave...

Ok it's a fun story for me.

I can't grow a full beard. Literally and physically can't. My beard are thin, pointy, hard, can't grow pass 1/4 inch, it's embarrassing.

So in my late teen, I thought: "If I can't grow a beard like a man, then I'll shave like a man".

So I decided to learn to use straight razor. And oh boy, I have no idea how fun it could be. And the beginning of a new hobby/obsession. Watching YT tutorial, asking a real barber for advices, finding the best razors, shaving cream, etc .....

Took me 2 weeks to practice just shaving 1 straight line on both cheeks, 1 more week to add another line under the chin. It took 3 months before I can confidently shave my entire face. I got a few minor cuts, but the thing is the razor is super sharp so the cut is tiny and super clean and could be healed within the day. It gives the cleanest shave I've ever had, no electric shaver can even comes close. My face feel like a baby's ass.

Now I look forward to every morning to shave. I have a spare razor on my desk to hold and familiarize my hand with it while watching something on the PC. Even do some light dry shave, because the feeling is so addictive.

cordlesslamp , to Ask Lemmy in What's something you want to tell us lemmy users ?

Please, make more cat-related community!

cordlesslamp , to Technology in Remote Amazon tribe finally connects to internet — only to wind up hooked on porn, social media

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give them the internet?

cordlesslamp , to Futurology in Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years

Why?

More teeth More MONEEYYY.....

cordlesslamp , to Cool Guides in A Cool guide to Cistercian Numerals

Not really more convenient tbh. Every large number is a cryptic puzzle you have to solve first.

cordlesslamp , to Ukraine in To date people have donated over $30 million directly to Ukraine with Bitcoin. Donations continue to come in regularly

curious, how did they convert it to fiat?

cordlesslamp , to Science Memes in 🌈 holograms 🌈

You mean like farming gay people to extract the gay essent or something?

cordlesslamp , to Memes in We can do it. Together.

NGL, I miss subbing to 2 dozen cat subs. The numbers of cat related memes and pics on Lemmy are disappointing.

cordlesslamp , to Solarpunk in A cool guide Homestead on One-Tenth of an Acre

Then why even bother putting it on the list? Took me a minute looking for the damn thing before I read the text.

cordlesslamp , (edited ) to Technology in World’s first diabetes cure with cell therapy achieved in China

I would take anything "world's first in China" with a shit load of salt.

cordlesslamp , to politics in 'Confused' Judge Cannon needed concept explained 'slowly' to her in court by lawyers: NYT

I'm sorry, who's the current president again?

cordlesslamp , to Ask Lemmy in What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?

Yeah that's what I meant. My lips can move freely while I whistle and it doesn't affect the sound at all. I just specifically mentioned the "slightly opened lips" as it's more interesting to the story I'm telling.

cordlesslamp , to Cool Guides in A cool guide to travel related diseases

Me: staying at home.

My country got 8/12 diseases on the board: U mad, bro?

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