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canneddirt

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enjoys following interesting accounts while attempting to be mildly amusing in comments.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts I liked it better when it was 8up. That cocaine really gave it a kick.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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George makes a strong argument.

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts wise words from a brilliant theologian.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Steve Herman
@w7voa:

“The humanitarian pier facility, including its equipment, personnel, and assets were not used in the operation to rescue hostages today in ,” says US Central Command. “An area south of the facility was used by the Israelis to safely return the hostages to Israel. Any such claim to the contrary is false. The temporary pier on the coast of Gaza was put in place for one purpose only, to help move additional, urgently needed lifesaving assistance into Gaza.”

canneddirt ,
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@GottaLaff sorry to hear you are ill. Hope you feel better soon!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A very effective strategy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts damn, that's sneaky.

GottaLaff , to random
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REMINDER: I can’t always reply/answer questions. Use NFL (Not For Laffy)

🧵Starts HERE 1/…

Pagliery:

Trump is sitting at the defense table, with Todd Blanche at his right and Emil Bove at his left, plus Susan Necheles at the far left.

Blanche is explaining something, waving his right hand around while Trump nods in approval.

Dozens called for jury duty are downstairs and going through metal detectors.

The judge just sat down. We begin.

canneddirt ,
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@GottaLaff jaundiced even. Snorting Ritalin will do that to you.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's where all my money went?
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts you can't put a price on good campus morale.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I've always wondered what that was.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts and I believe the mourners are called "howlers".

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Well that's not great.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts it's really the only way to make them as soft as the original asbestos ones.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts method acting can really take a toll.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I am a staunch supporter of small government, by which I mean I would like hamsters, salamanders, and various other tiny creatures to run the country.

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts I think they tried this in Centralia, PA. I wonder how things are going?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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To all the haters out there who say my facts aren't funny,

To all the critics saying I need new material,

To all the trolls telling me to find something better to do with my life,

I only have one thing to say to you all:

That's some genuinely good advice, thank ya.

canneddirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts I love this account. Always gives me a chuckle when I happen upon a post.

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