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it is time for beans

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hobbies include getting names of things wrong on purpose

i loudly called it "the game of the thrones" in my office once and a dude hit his head on a desk in frustration

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@saddestrobots chefs kiss

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people on bluesky getting excited about new algorithms for the feed??

show me where the brain worms got you algorithmic timelines are bad yo

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get hoisted

beanclock OP ,
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@saddestrobots lol hoisted

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you know a videogame is good when you have to break out the calculator

beanclock ,
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@loren i know a game is good because you have to break out the calendar to remember when you played anything except balatro

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:bing: three way spaghetti

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polyamorous lady and the tramp remake, "lady and gent and the tramp", on pause indefinitely due to lack of three way spaghetti

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@saddestrobots you're hired!

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look at this lil eggy boi

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dick fucks the sporting goods

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i found out thatcher died after coming back from a run. it was the most positive reinforcement i've ever received for exercise

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horse by jorts horse for jorts by jorts horse in collaboration with jorts horse for jorts by jorts horse

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chippy ran out of chips are you kidding me

they are just staying open selling fish and jumbo sausages by themselves to psychopaths

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going to have to walk a whole 50m in any given direction to the next closest chippy

beanclock OP ,
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every seventh building is a chippy i live in the north west of england

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posting behind a fake name and a clock full of beans pfp like tim burners lee intended

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@saddestrobots thank you
jorts bless

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spicy nuggets are back at the portal to the nether realm which ejects nuggets sometimes

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checking in on the open ai subreddit

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beanclock ,
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@yaldi sweden

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@yaldi

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staggeringly large pile of mini funko pops in my local supermarket for 2021 smash hit marvel's eternals

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@saddestrobots this store does not give a fuuuuuck

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yes i would

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