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_maleficentgirl

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CFO = ChiefFlauschOfficer. Köttbullar Junkie. 🏳️‍🌈 😷 5x💉 🇺🇦✊

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nathanlovestrees , to random
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don’t be fooled

_maleficentgirl ,
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@nathanlovestrees @loren

You Have No Power HERE muhahaha

loren , to random
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i saw the most perfect bee today

_maleficentgirl ,
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@loren

loren , to random
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Oh to be a turtle in a pond with no natural predators

_maleficentgirl ,
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@loren

nah, wanna be a cat. 23h naps, scream at hooman until scritches are provided and f off whenever your not feeling it 😹

NyakoKitty , (edited ) to random
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13 weeks 🖤

_maleficentgirl ,
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@NyakoKitty

he's not dead is he? 🖤 ?

_maleficentgirl ,
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@NyakoKitty

oke, the black heart threw me there for a second

Jgbird , to random
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Allen’s hummingbird

_maleficentgirl ,
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@Jgbird

@Catlynn Look tiny acrobat ⬆️ :ablobcatheartsqueeze: 😍

NyakoKitty , (edited ) to random
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Excellence in power napping 🤫🥇

_maleficentgirl ,
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@NyakoKitty

🥐 😹

NyakoKitty , to random
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🤫🤫🤫

_maleficentgirl ,
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@NyakoKitty

awwwwww :ablobcatheartsqueeze: @shortkath ⬆️

NyakoKitty , to random
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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @NyakoKitty

    you cant be ugly when you're burried in floof

    loren , to random
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    I can guarantee you that I will never want to hear that you hate an animal under any circumstances. Consider simply not telling me

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    What about Ticks?

    sollat , to random
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    Classic. I sneezed and she froze. Milli is still sitting there like this, so angry, booty cleaning entirely forgotten.

    My job here is done.

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @sollat 🤣

    loren , to random
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    "here, catch!"

    two barn swallows sitting across from each other on thin little branches. one in the foreground and one in the back. the one in the foreground has their iridescent blue back to the camera and one glossy blue wing extended to the left as if it has just thrown something. opposite them and facing the camera the other barn swallow has their mouth wide open as if they are trying to catch a bit of food that the other swallow has thrown to them. their mouth and front are light orange and they have a little forked tail extending down off the branch. in reality the swallow in the foreground is preening their shoulder feather and well i don't know what the one in the back is doing. they just open their mouths really wide sometimes, maybe yawning? i don't know haha
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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    But MOOOOOOM

    NyakoKitty , (edited ) to random
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    Cutest little baby pout 🥹

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @NyakoKitty

    awwww he looks schleepy 😪

    NyakoKitty , to random
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    Dreamy littol Neko 😶‍🌫️

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @NyakoKitty

    Bebi😻

    NyakoKitty , to random
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    Toe beans of a lioness

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @NyakoKitty

    I think we need a new word for that size. Nuggets maybe?

    loren , to random
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    hi!!!

    the tiny head of a chipmunk poking its head out of a little divet in a gravel path. they are a light brown rodent with a darker brown top of its head and lighter brown patches on its cheeks. it has little dark brown ears that are perked up and kind of round. they have a little pink nose with a black stripe running down the ridge of their nose. they also have shiny black eyes and lots of little black whiskers. this little friend actually had a tunnel system going through the trail lmao. i was standing back waiting for them to pop back up at a different opening but they never did but they popped up here and i was so happy to see them pop up so cute like this. this is truly one of the cutest things ive seen in a long time. i am obsessed with their little give no shits trail tunnels hahaha
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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    😍 This is friggin adorable

    LOOK @Catlynn 🐿️ ⬆️ :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

    loren , to random
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    Why is “people holding up a sign saying something” such a big thing as opposed to just writing that thing?

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    it takes effort to hold it up.

    NyakoKitty , (edited ) to random
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    I needed a good laugh and this one never fails to crack me up!
    🤣🇬🇧🫖🤣

    #FunnyMeme #BritishHumour #Funny #Humour #Cartoon #Anarchy #England #VeryBritishProblems

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @NyakoKitty @Paul_Jackson

    From the biscuit-maker no less!

    loren , to random
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    Wish I was a mushroom so I could snack on a rotting log

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    what's stopping you?

    And dont you dare say that you're not a mushroom!!!

    dillyd , to random
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    Azaleas in Seattle
    #bloomscrolling

    Two azalea bushes growing into each other, with purple flowers on the left and red on the right, and bright green foliage.
    A cluster of pink azaleas, with bright pink in their center and pale pink at the outer edges. Some are in shade and some are illuminated by bright sun.

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @dillyd

    Ohhh colour 😍

    loren , to random
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    looks like i'm not the only one who is excited about the cicadas!

    another shot of the chipmunk with cicada in hand and mouth wide open about to crunch, a little bottom chipmunk tooth is visible
    another shot of the chipmunk with cicada now with it brought up to their mouth and a little bit of chipmunk tongue visible
    one more shot of the chipmunk but the empty shell of the cicada is now discarded to the side and the chipmunk is licking their hands with a little pink tongue

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    Tha curved back is adorable :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

    Orewoet , (edited ) to random Danish
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    Nice to see that my new bird house has been accepted.

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    the eternal battle between Developer and user-tester 😆

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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @dillyd hard p over here 😸

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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @dillyd

    Where was he? on Vacy?

    loren , to random
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    the eternal question of "is that picture out of focus or is my screen just dirty?"

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    don't forget the glasses!

    world_beauty Bot , to random
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    Recycling Columbia
    Credits:

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @world_beauty

    Recycling????

    loren , to random
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    guess what?

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    #BirdButt

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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @dillyd

    "Do you WANT me to cough on you???" in a Karen-Tone has worked once for me

    loren , to random
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    Wish I was still a tadpole

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    ... still?

    loren , to random
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    Well I’m officially too online

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren is this your way of saying "im awake" ?

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    @dillyd 🐶 😃

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    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @dillyd looks more like "give me treatos!"

    18+ loren , to random
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    birds good

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren have you met geese?

    loren , to random
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    I ain’t scared of no carnivorous plant

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    all depends on size
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Shop_of_Horrors_(1986_film)

    normal sized moth = annoying but fine
    moth as big as a car = problem

    loren , to random
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    i wish i had antennae 😔

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @loren

    really? I'm hearing/seeing/sensing enough bull these days, imagine what crap you'd catch with antennae on top of the daily circus already going on with just eyes&ears

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    Ani's closeup

    _maleficentgirl ,
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    @jodystillwrites

    Boop! 🥰

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