TheOneWithTheHair

TheOneWithTheHair OP , 15 hours ago to Political Memes in After the debate

Yeah, but Trump and Biden are both Muppets.

TheOneWithTheHair , 4 days ago to politics in Steve Bannon Prepares for Prison

This site says it's the Federal Correctional Institution, Danbury, Connecticut. https://www.ctinsider.com/news/article/steve-bannon-danbury-ct-prison-sentence-19520231.php

You can support him by purchasing a container of Petroleum Jelly online and have it shipped to the prison and addressed to him.

TheOneWithTheHair , 6 days ago to News in Someone apparently hacked 50 Cent’s accounts to peddle a memecoin and made off with millions

They literally turned 50cent into millions.

TheOneWithTheHair , 27 days ago (edited 27 days ago) to politics in "That's when judges hand down jail time": Ex-NY prosecutors say Trump is daring judge with outburst

According to this site:
https://law.justia.com/codes/new-york/2022/cpl/part-2/title-m/article-460/460-50/

4. Notwithstanding the provisions of subdivision one, if within one hundred twenty days after the issuance of such an order the appeal has not been brought to argument in or submitted to the intermediate appellate court, the operation of such order terminates and the defendant must surrender himself to the criminal court in which the judgment was entered in order that execution of the judgment be commenced or resumed; except that this subdivision does not apply where the intermediate appellate court has (a) extended the time for argument or submission of the appeal to a date beyond the specified period of one hundred twenty days, and (b) upon application of the defendant, expressly ordered that the operation of the order continue until the date of the determination of the appeal or some other designated future date or occurrence.

120 days after the issuance of the stay means 100 days before the end of the year.
September 21, 2024 (Sat) Day 265. If he appeals, and a stay is issued between July 12 and September 21, would he not be in prison on Jan 20, 2025?

I don't see him having any concrete way of winning an appeal. And if his lawyers just spew nonsense, I don't foresee an extension being granted.

TheOneWithTheHair , 27 days ago to politics in "That's when judges hand down jail time": Ex-NY prosecutors say Trump is daring judge with outburst

"Judge Merchan could sentence Trump to probation, or up to four years on each criminal count with a maximum sentence of 20 years."

Source: https://www.npr.org/2024/05/31/1198912475/trump-trial-new-york-guilty-appeal-blanche-daniels-what-next-felony

Now some of you will insist this is a handslap, but 7 days per count to be served consecutively keeps him in jail on Jan 20, 2025. If he does get re-elected, he'll be sworn in behind bars.

The judge could go easy on him for being a first-time felon. If the judge goes lenient, and gives him 7 days per count, but makes them consecutive sentences, not concurrent, that's 7 * 34 or 238 days.

July 11, 2024, is the 193rd day of the year, according to https://www.epochconverter.com/days/2024
There are then 173 days left in 2024.

238 - 173 = 65.

The 65th day of 2025 would make his exit from prison on March 6th. If he is elected president, he will take the oath behind bars.

7 days per count vs. 4 years per count isn't throwing the book at him. It is a lenient sentence.

I am not a lawyer, but this site
https://doccs.ny.gov/community-supervision-handbook/serving-sentence
indicates

All incarcerated individuals, except those serving Life sentences, have a conditional release date equal to ... one-seventh (1/7) off their maximum sentence for determinate sentences.
1/7 is about 15%

If Trump only has to serve 85% for Good behavior, his sentence is lessened to 202.3 days With 173 days served in 2024, that leaves him 29 more days in 2025 to serve (Jan 29). If he is elected president, he would take the oath behind bars.

Could Trump appeal and get out?
Potentially, but his legal team needs evidence of an issue with the case.
Trump's lawyers in the past have had issues with providing concrete evidence.

From the NPR story above, at least one attorney believes he had a fair trial. I suspect more agree.

Andrew Weissmann is an attorney and law professor at NYU, and was also a lead prosecutor in the Mueller investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election...

"Everyone needs to understand that as much as Donald Trump has denigrated the criminal justice system, he had a fair trial. He had a jury, a judge, eminent defense counsel. And at this point, he will have a sentencing happening on July 11th. And at that point, he is entitled to appeal," Weissmann said.

"He can't appeal now. He has to first get sentenced. And the sentencing is going to be quick. The actual appeal process can take many, many months."

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" In the New York Supreme Court Appellate Division for the Second Department, oral arguments are usually calendared for a date within 3-10 months following the submission of the last brief."

Source: https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/how-long-does-it-take-the-second-appellate-divisio-3381182.html
If they have evidence, and get a quick response, 3 months = 90 days (or about October 9, 2024) and Trump could be out then, if they can prove something was wrong, which so far, I haven't seen anything to appeal. But I am not a lawyer.

10 months, or about 300 days, which would put Trump out of jail by the time of his appeal.

I think 7 days per count served consecutively is the way to go.

TheOneWithTheHair , 3 months ago to politics in Idiot Trump Confesses He Actually Has the Money to Post Bond

Trump also admitted he has nearly half a billion dollars in cash.

Well, I have one bazillion dollars on hand. Why don't I quit my job? Because I don't want to. /S

TheOneWithTheHair , 3 months ago to Privacy in Glassdoor Wants to Know Your Real Name

Nice to meet ya, John. My name is Nunya Bidnez.

TheOneWithTheHair , 3 months ago to politics in Trump is making the Jan. 6 attack a cornerstone of his bid for the White House

It was his bid to get it in 2020, too.

TheOneWithTheHair , 4 months ago to politics in Donald Trump GoFundMe raises $84K of $355 million target in 24 hours

Assuming every day the same donations pour in, it'll take about 4,227 days:

355,000,000/84,000 = 4,226.19047619

That many days divided by 365 means about 11.5 years to reach that goal.

4,226.19047619/365 = 11.5786040444

77 + 11 =88, so he'll probably be 89 before he's out of debt, assuming no other financial penalties from lawsuits happen. Or he could declare bankruptcy...

TheOneWithTheHair , 4 months ago to politics in Police in Dearborn, Michigan on alert after WSJ opinion piece | The WSJ published the piece on Friday headlined as "Welcome to Dearborn, America's Jihad Capital"

"Welcome to Dearborn, America's Jihad Capital"

MSN has a copy

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/opinion-welcome-to-dearborn-america-s-jihad-capital/ar-BB1hGQ4t

TheOneWithTheHair , 5 months ago to politics in Carroll Promises to Do ‘Something Good’ With a Fortune Won From Trump

Trump is the sort of 'patriot' who will declare bankruptcy rather than pay the court damages awarded by the legal system. I feel for her.

TheOneWithTheHair , 5 months ago to News in Hermit crabs are 'wearing' our plastic rubbish

Or maybe it’s Doctor Who’s next regeneration.

TheOneWithTheHair , 5 months ago to politics in Texas Governor Greg Abbott declares that Texas law supercedes Federal authority and hints at secession

It's an unlikely threat. Texas has the second highest number of electors (California has the most) that vote in the electoral college. Furthermore, the senate and house lose two representatives each. That means a Republican presidential candidate is going to have a hard time getting elected.

TheOneWithTheHair , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to politics in A federal judge has gone to great lengths to make clear Trump really did rape E. Jean Carroll

I am not a lawyer, but according to this site: https://www.lawyers.com/legal-info/bankruptcy/bankruptcy-basics/will-filing-for-bankruptcy-stop-a-civil-lawsuit.html

"Bankruptcy will stop almost all civil litigation matters except for family court cases involving domestic support obligations, at least temporarily."

He's looking at about 400 mill from the New York Fraud trial.

This is civil litigation. He's going to pull the Rudy G. maneuver.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/784b7bfe-facd-45de-a9c0-9f7d0a5f13e1.jpeg

TheOneWithTheHair , 5 months ago to politics in Chris Christie Exit Gives Nikki Haley a Critical Boost Ahead of Iowa

My Bad, even with Christie out, it appears she clinched third place.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-iowa-caucus-haley-desantis-cold-voting-begins-0af10f1ba21d488af54776b2c8d4028c