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I can't even go to a bar and drink myself into oblivion. It. Just. Keeps. Getting. Worse.

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What a beer costs only $13 at the ball game, that's not a lot how-much-could-it-cost

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Wow gee golly sure wonder why people aren't having kids, must be those nefarious Jews behind it!

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Deeply unserious webforum obsessed with "beanis" a corruption of the words bean plus penis.

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You eat toasted bread between two untoasted pieces of bread.

Sugar is too spicy.

You'll literally die if you don't get a "pint" in you daily.

Your red and look like a bulldog.

You are English.

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it-is-happening-again Literally every time isn'treal fights it deploys WP on people.

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Oh great so I'm going to be executed for being straight now?

I've been training for six months now to volunteer to fight for Mr. Zelensky in Ukraine against RuZZZian ORCS.

I've been shadow boxing every morning doing all the moves I learned from Fast And Furious 5. I've been training my aim with my airsoft pistol in my backyard. I cashed out my 401k it's $2,000 to buy me a helmet, vest, and rifle. I'm going to kick ass like fucking Duke Nukem and show VLAD who's fucking boss.

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Good. I'm so sick and tired of migrants crossing 3,000 miles of dangerous terrain while ducking cartel death squads to come here to the usa to take a job I'd never work to begin with for pennies on the dollar with no health care or social security help only to be killed a couple years later at a walmart by a kid with an AK-47 that looks like the poljak meme.

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Hunter killed him to usurp the throne of emperor, incoming hot couch guy dictatorship NOT A DRILL

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He tipped over a trash can that had some fresh hot dog buns in it and took a poop. Good bear day.

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Popping the cork on my vintage 1979 toe fungus.

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We should also cherish Seal Team Six because they killed Bin Laden and are true hero patriots.

Off the top of your head your most hated vidja game boss. ( hexbear.net )

This creepy fuck popped into my head. I remember renting DOA 2 with a friend of mine for a sleepover at his house. MF'er lived deep in the woods and it was pitch black at night. This scary fuck comes on the screen raving about the world being it's delusion and all of a sudden you're fighting....

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This one young woman just lives rent free in reactionaries brains.

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Why isn't there a fathers day? Wow, hate men much?

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This blasted chinese app is making people love muslims too much, ban it!

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Luke would have voted for Darth Maul because at least he's 99% Hitler compared to Sidious who's 100% Hitler.

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Yeah that sounds super fucking shady and totally a front for human trafficking.

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brump Where have I heard this "law and order" bit before?

Imagine telling your wife no sorry honey won't be home for dinner tonight me and the boys going to UCLA to crack in the skulls of literal kids for being rude to israel.

I distinctly remember some years ago the very same feral hog boomers very upset that young people didn't care about things outside of their iphone and avocado toast. Now they care about the wrong things and some hot couch guy with a nightstick is coming to cave their head in.

Biden is toast with people under 45 isn't he?

The 45+ crowd will vote for him because they support isn'treal and are afraid of Drumpf but I think we're going to see a massive drop out of young voters. Probably too with the people who already don't vote to begin with, namely service workers who are fucked over either way with D's and R's....

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Dems worked themselves into a tizzy to get young people to vote and now young people are seeing what it gets them, the finger and gaslighting that actually you're an antisemite.

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So lock up your toothbrush

Lock up your grain

Lock up your back door

Run for your life

The man is back in town

So don't you mess me 'round

stalin-comical-spoon

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I feel like I'm losing my fucking marbles with the projecting the usa does onto other countries. We are literally whatever the fuck Orwell was writing about in 1984 but no bad thing only happen in other country. Out of touch fascist politicians murder kittens? Only in North Korea.

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