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Lifecoach5000

@Lifecoach5000@mastodon.social

Self certified bad life coach.

“All I wanna do is comment on #dogsofmastodon posts” - Sheryl Crow

4 stars. Go home and tell your mother you’re brilliant.

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BeAware , to random
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Facts. Why would I want to do things today, when they're already planned for tomorrow?

That's asking for 2 bad days instead of 1...😬

A four-panel comic featuring a conversation between a frog and a turtle. In the first panel, the turtle says, “I have so much to do tomorrow,” which is met by the frog's response in the second panel, “you could do some of it today.” The third panel shows the turtle flatly replying with a simple “no.” Finally, in the fourth panel, the turtle sagely advises, “I won’t let a tomorrow ruin a perfectly good today.” The comic is cute and light-hearted, presenting a playful take on procrastination and living in the moment. It’s done in a simple and colorful drawing style that adds to the whimsical nature of the message.
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    • Lifecoach5000 ,
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    @BeAware lol this tracks for me as well

    Lifecoach5000 , to Movies
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    I revisited the #documentary Grizzly Man last night. Still holds up - a beautiful but insane account of a man who made it his life’s mission to protect bears in Alaska from poachers. Did he do more harm than good for these bears? Worth a watch just for the footage alone, although some is a bit unsettling. @movies

    BeAware , to random
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    6 more followers till 666😝then I can finally become the "evil" that .art makes me out to be.🤣

    Lifecoach5000 ,
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    @BeAware Godspeed to you! Oh wait…

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