JargonWagon

JargonWagon , 5 days ago to Microblog Memes in If only everyone wishing to be older already knew this part

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JargonWagon , 5 days ago to Microblog Memes in If only everyone wishing to be older already knew this part

I feel that there's language barriers on Lemmy sometimes. Very diverse group here. I didn't think for a second if you meant "live on this planet with crazy people" or "live in a house with crazy people" - seemed obvious to me the latter is what you meant, but maybe this is expressed differently in Germany or other countries.

JargonWagon , 5 days ago to No Lawns in fuck lawns (fuck lawns) fuck them very very much

Mine was brand new and didn't cut shit. Any sources on how to maintain one?

JargonWagon , 6 days ago to Antique Memes Roadshow in Hipster Cat

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JargonWagon , 6 days ago to No Lawns in fuck lawns (fuck lawns) fuck them very very much

glide

Idk what push mowers you've used, but mine did not "glide" whatsoever. It was incredibly difficult to push through the lawn and mow, and took much longer because of it.

JargonWagon , 6 days ago to No Lawns in fuck lawns (fuck lawns) fuck them very very much

They're so difficult to mow a lawn with. I don't envy the people that need(ed) to utilize these.

JargonWagon , 13 days ago to Political Memes in Gettysburg report

I kinda want this to be a thing, like a SpongeBob special doing their own weird version of the American Civil War.

JargonWagon , 24 days ago to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

Never used fark, though it seems I would have got right in. Sad to think of the good times I probably missed out on.

JargonWagon , 24 days ago to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

The gentlemen amongst the homes are always tough.
If thou arriveth speaking in insults, we shall verily receive gossip from your allies.
I only knoweth to be an honest man.
Do not quoth mine words, for I haven't spaketh.

JargonWagon , 24 days ago to Microblog Memes in Bonus points if you're wearing a lounging robe

Quality Lemmy content

JargonWagon , 26 days ago to Science Memes in Ant smell

I believe cats and/or dogs can also smell "sick" as you've described. I remember reading about a hospital that had either a dog or a cat who would cuddle up with people the night before they passed away of their sickness or something.

JargonWagon , 1 month ago to Lefty Memes in existing wrongly

I think part of that larger discussion needs to include the array of reasons that people become homeless in the first place, cause it's not just that they lack motivation like your comment suggests. There's mental health reasons, financial reasons, drug addiction, alcoholism, etc. And once you become homeless, it can be difficult to get out of - jobs require that you have reliable transportation, and an address for mailing stuff to you, that you look presentable, and that you don't smell.

A fair amount of homeless people have smartphones nowadays, so I think a system in place where temporary residence can be set up, a bank account set up, access to therapy, and priority access to remote jobs can take place will be a huge step forward in reducing the homeless population. That and also capping interest rates and market values for houses/condos/apartments so that they're actually affordable to the common person.

JargonWagon , 1 month ago to Microblog Memes in Get your old black powder bombs ready

What about Nappy Roots?

JargonWagon , 1 month ago to Microblog Memes in Son, we need to have a serious talk!

The question doesn't specify which forest, so it could be that you're in their territory and not the other way around.

JargonWagon , 1 month ago to Microblog Memes in Son, we need to have a serious talk!

I prefer that they continue to wing it, otherwise we wouldn't have been blessed with such entertainment!