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I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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GrimmReality , to random
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Starting a new thread that I like to call American Neo-Nazis Are Stupider Than You Can Even Imagine.

GrimmReality OP ,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine even when they are desperately trying to be smart.

GrimmReality OP ,
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American neo-Nazis are stupider than you can even imagine, especially when they are soclose to not being stupid but will never ever get over that nickel-high speedbump owing to how stupid they are because of their dogmatic commitment to neo-Nazism. Thanks to @emmreef for this absolute gem.

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OH and lest any credulous "civility"-lobby passersby feel the need to hop on the thread to try to delineate who in the American Conservative Influencer Caucus is and isn't a neo-Nazi, take it on the arches, pal, no rational human has time for your dissembling bullshit. We're a few thousand votes from unwinning World War II in this fucking country so move your sealioning ass down the pike to facebook.

GrimmReality , to random
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🎵 School days, school days
Dear old Golden Rule days
Reading and writing and rithmetic
Taught to the tune of the hickory stick
You were my queen - wait - holy shit
Why did they beat us with hickory sticks?
Did parents and cops know and sanction this,
The brutalization of kids?🎵

GrimmReality OP ,
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"Y'KNOW WHEN I WAS A KID WE GOT BEAT UP AND BODYSLAMMED INTO WALLS BY TEACHERS ALL THE TIME AND SOMETIMES FED INTO WOODCHIPPERS AND WE RENDERED DOWN LEAD AND PUT THAT DIRECTLY IN OUR DRINKING WATER TO TOUGHEN US UP AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE OH AND ALSO I AM VOTING TO HAVE CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON AMERICAN SOIL AND THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE MURDERED AND UNPERSONED FOR BEING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT IN ANY WAY."

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As someone who played SxSW multiple times and mostly enjoyed it, I would like to say bands should drop out of SxSW because it is in Texas and Greg Abbott is the governor and his party literally voted to greenlight alliances with Texas neo-Nazis because they, his party, are fucking neo-Nazis.
https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/music/2024-03-12/sxsw-responds-to-artist-dropouts-following-tweet-from-greg-abbott/

GrimmReality , to random
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The cool thing about the Tesla truck is it came out well after outed himself as an actual and activist neo-Nazi so, while some of the other Tesla owners might've just wanted an EV, if you see a Tesla truck? Yeah, whoever is driving that is just a 100% ethnic-cleaning-advocating Klansman rich enough to buy an $80,000 rust-friendly garbage car just to signal his fealty to the Grand Dragon.

So, y'know, anything that MIGHT happen to that truck is fine.

GrimmReality , to random
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Every - and by "every" I mean EVERY - aggrievement bleated about by American conservatives is 100% manufactured horseshit and can be easily sidestepped by not being a petulant fucking child perpetually in the market for someone to hate.

Image is of a social media post responding to another social media post. The reposted post, from one Aaron Clarey, shows a picture of store with rainbow displays around a line of rainbow-themed clothing, with the poster, who apparently took the photo, saying "Fuck you #Target , i just wanted some God damned shoes." The response post by Lance Storm says "Try the shoe department, dip shit."
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    GrimmReality , to random
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    Somebody mentioned Jonathan Chait on another platform and say what you want about Mastodon but I went a good year and a half knowing blessed fuckall about what Jonathan Chait thinks about anything and, while that is over, it turns out he remains rigorously committed to being stupid, facile and complete shit with aggressively bad opinions so, please, take a moment when able to appreciate your Jonathan Chait-free spaces and let's do what we can to make that all of the internet.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    “We are a Republican state — supermajority — in the House and Senate. I represent a constituency that doesn’t want that filth in Oklahoma. You know we are a religious state. We are going to fight and keep that filth out of the state of Oklahoma because we’re a Christian state."

    This is what Oklahoma state Sen. Tom Woods said out loud, in a public forum, as a response to question about the state government's obsession with ending LGBTQ rights, specifically in the wake of the murder of a 16-year-old non-binary kid, Nex Benedict, after three bullies smashed that kid's heat against the floor of a high school bathroom, and also, not at all curiously, in the wake of revelations that state policy was being shaped with the counsel of hate-evangelizing online fascist Chaya Raichik.

    Yeah, it gets fucking exhausting. But it needs to be said, especially when miserable loathsome fucks like Woods and Raichik show their asses for all to see, that the entirety of the Republican Party is a 100% malice-driven death cult, that THAT is their actual policy, and every Republican you know who might CLAIM to not agree with this venomous violent bile is full-throatedly allied with people who do and who are working diligently to encode this bigotry as law in every state they control. So, please remember, if you have any quibble with rational people calling these people fascists simply because they loudly bleat and work furiously to enact the tenets of fascism on the United States of America in the year 2024 CE, write it down on a post-it and shove it squarely up your ass.

    There's no such thing as a "good person" who votes for murderous bullying garbage and blanket dehumanization of people for how they were born, and the notion that Americans have to fight Klan-esque chuds for basic civil rights all over again is exactly the price you pay for giving dogshit-stupid theocratic conservative fucking Brownshirts like Tom Woods power.

    https://www.washingtonblade.com/2024/02/24/okla-lawmaker-describes-lgbtq-people-as-filth/

    otownKim , to random
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    So. I don't know everyone on here but I wanted to share incredible News! I was a Special education teacher that got Federal loans. They were supposed to be discharged after three years of critical shortage teaching. I did 6 years. Graduated from UCF in 99. My loans were officially discharged yesterday!!! 25 years later! Thank you President Biden, Kamala Harris and the after 25 years of paying a balance LARGER than I initially borrowed! I was lucky enough to be one of the millions helped!!!

    GrimmReality ,
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    @otownKim
    WOOT

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    GrimmReality , to random
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    Fine Young Cannibals failed to rehabilitate cannibalism for a more youthful market and you should all thank Generation X for being the cynical shits we are.

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    Thatcherite goon Special Branch cops still sitting on Roland Gift's house because, 35 fucking years later, they still think "art" is an existential threat to the nobility and also that Roland Gift might eat the nobility.

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    Just so we're all clear on where I stand on the actual subject of my stupid joke, the eponymous Fine Young Cannibals album is maybe - MAYBE - one of the best track 1-to-track10 records of my lifetime. So go listen to it. Or shut up. Whichever is more salient to your circumstance.

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    For those of you kids who don't know, the video of their Suspicious Minds cover was, in an age of dumb videos trying way too desperately to overdo dumb concepts, some pretty low-key awesomesauce.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13iMsGNUHFo

    GrimmReality , to random
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    Funfact: We used to call Dr. Pepper "DP" but we can't anymore cuz it means something different now.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    I don't really have a dog in this but I guess if winning means a bunch of dumb-as-dogshit white neo-Nazi pricks will be sad and think the world is ending for the twelfth time this week because they've been convinced the delightful talented pop music star schtupping the tight end is a primary component of a Deep State psyop to destroy white nationalism and Jesus and make America communist, I would be pretty ok with that.

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    The funniest thing that could possibly happen on this day is the Niners win and George Kittle interrupts his postgame interview to make out with AOC live on camera and I would give them every dollar I have to make that happen.

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    A reputable source has confirmed that the subject tweet is, in fact, real and, I don't know man, I gotta give it up to them, this is stone-cold curbstomp-grade trolling.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀
    Via Kyle Griffin:

    Senate Democrats have introduced a bill that would allow for fines to be issued against individuals who intentionally spread lies about election dates or registration laws to prevent people from voting.
    https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2024/02/06/michigan-senate-democrats-fine-those-who-lie-to-keep-people-from-voting-elections-ai-misinformation/72492926007/

    GrimmReality ,
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    @GottaLaff insufficient. That's felony conspiracy-to-deprive shit.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    Me: CODDLING YOUR CHILDREN WILL CREATE A GENERATION OF ANTISOCIAL PSYCHOS!

    Me with my friends' little dog: YOU ARE 𝘚𝘖 GOOD AT STAIRS, WOODY!

    GrimmReality , to random
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    A fat county law enforcement officer in Iowa is a high fructose corn sheriff.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    Segues can definitely be an art and sponsored youtube vids are its new frontier, which I can tell you because I just started this doc on Wales, the sponsor of which is fantasy/action RPG game, and the in-vid segue went like this, which I have typed verbatim:

    "The struggle would lead to Welsh troops becoming key parts of the armies that conquered them, but what if, instead of Welshmen, you could do that with powerful monsters?"

    GrimmReality OP ,
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    @RolloTreadway Powerful monsters really are history's big x-factor.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    PICK N SAVE EAST ENTRANCE
    Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
    Me: Fuck.

    PICK N SAVE WEST ENTRANCE
    Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
    Me: Fuck!

    PICK N SAVE LOADING DOCK
    Adorable Girl Scout: Hi!
    Me: FUCK!

    DRIVING HOME
    Adorable Girl Scout in Cookiemobile™ with a roof-mounted bullhorn: HI!
    Me: FUUUUUCK

    ER ENTRANCE
    Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
    Me on crashcart: Fine, two boxes of Thin Mints and fourteen boxes of Samoas, please.

    GrimmReality , to random
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    Subscribe to my new app Shut Up 911 and I will

    • come to any bar you're in

    • use one of my patented shut-ups to tell some yammery jagoff of your choice to shut up

    • not care if I get punched because I have certain issues

    • probably have a few beers after telling the person to shut up so I will need a ride home

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