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Optimist, survivor, love to laugh. I support Joe Biden and Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
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Via Jon Cooper:

If Biden’s name appeared in Epstein’s flight logs even ONCE, it would be front page news.

’s name appeared 69 TIMES — yet there was 𝗻𝗼 media coverage.

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Epstein was a pedophile who was best friends with Trump. He’s dead now.

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Oh, I didn’t know that!

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I’m sat sitting here wondering why the Trojan condom is named after the Trojan horse. Isn't that the horse that penetrated the roman walls then broke open spilling hundreds of men into the city?

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Project 2025 leader promises 'second American Revolution'

https://www.newsweek.com/project-2025-promises-second-revolution-1920506

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Lock him up for treason.

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The info about Trump's alleged affairs that he's accused of conspiring to withhold from voters easily could've swayed the 2016 election.

Remember, the race came down to fewer than 80,000 votes across several swing states, with "family values" voters being key to his victory.

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Ironic eh? Election fraud in 2016 for sure.

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Scared some Jehovah's Witnesses today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared them more, me being completely naked or the fact that I knew where they lived.

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Doggo map.

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Via Kyle Cheney:

John EASTMAN's attorney status in California has been updated to reflect that he's both charged with felonies in Georgia and marked for "inactive" status beginning Saturday as a result of his disbarment ruling

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Today I learned attacking a judge's daughter is presidential

Get ready for all 0 consequences

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    @flexghost
    THE RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN!

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    In Case You Were Wondering How Big An Eagle's Foot Is. It's This Big.

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    Trump thinks he looks like Elvis. I don’t see it, do you?

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    When I was younger, old people at weddings used to poke me and say, "you're next". So I‘ve started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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    Happy Sunday from Canada.

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    Pirates that used X to mark the spot where they buried their treasure were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found it.

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    Advice for men: If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
    If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

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    An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

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    Saxsquatch.

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    Total eclipse of the cat.

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