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Midwestern Oaf

Shy, but willing to talk if approached

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Don't forget pandas and the PERFIDIOUS YELLOW CLAW OF THE ORIENT

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Honestly, I think it's time to push the Lib onto the tracks

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I don't know why they're mad, all dogs go to heaven

Hamas just helped a creature reach the infinite light and love of God's perfection a little faster

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God: Kill these people, take their stuff

Also God: HEY, don't kill people and steal things, wtf you are damned

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It's not even a good use of the meme

It's supposed to be an answer to a question

Fuckin libs

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800 upvotes

83 upvotes

Looks like a hefty ratio of cool people to dipshits

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consistent pro-invasion of shitty countries stance

Ukraine and Taiwan flags

Huh

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Yeah, but you know what?

Good on you

I quit my customer service job after it started driving me to self-harm

Walked in one day, grabbed all my stuff, left a big note saying I QUIT on my desk, turned my phone off and drove back home

We shouldn't be driven to kill ourselves over this bullshit

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I'm glad he got mauled to death by those sound-sensing alien monsters

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privileged and safe

likely a white person

likely lives in the west

likely cis and straight

But no, I, the non-binary brown person, am privileged and safe

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In general, if you don't have another job lined up, don't quit, make them fire you instead

Lots of places will give you unemployment benfits for being fired, but not if you quit

Got downvoted on lemmy.world for pointing out that if you murderer people indiscriminately you're going to end up killing trans people. ( lemmy.dbzer0.com )

I responded to someone saying that Palestinians are transphobic so we should get to kill them. I guess it makes sense though, it's how liberals can live with themselves. If they don't think of an entire diverse group of people, or an entire religion, as transphobes or anti-lbgtq it becomes harder to support genocide. You just...

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500,000 dead Russians

Sure Jan

But seriously, these people are the same ones who would take a job at the concentration camps because "They're the wrong people, they did a naughty or they wouldn't be in there"

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Straight from The Ghost of Kiev himself

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Order must prevail

That's just an open-faced club Fascism right there

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Much better than the television program The Slap

(CW: Sexual Assault) Oh my god, did we thought hole Joe Biden being a rapist?

I remember Joe Biden being accused of rape and the woman who did it basically being hushed down. I haven’t seen a single person mention it (recently). Given his age, status, and political beliefs, it seems pretty much guaranteed to be at least somewhat true. How did I forget about this?

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The same mechanisms that shut down accusations from people never actually went away, so when it became inconvenient to "believe women" they revved them back up and buried the story

Tara Reade ended up moving to Russia over it, which y'know, only ended up making libs more bloodthirsty, many using the same rhetoric as rape defenders and apologists

This is why you can't trust them; they're perfectly willing to turn on their beliefs because they don't actually have them

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mystery-emote Star Wars Fans 🤝 Star Trek Fans

mystery-emote Being incredibly easy to piss offmystery-emote

My beautiful children would never look at a weed ( hexbear.net )

Chuds really hate when other people are also having fun. I mean Breckenridge is like one of the most gentrified fuckin places and yet chuds still complain because of a little lingering counterculture. If you can even call such weed funny things countercultural anymore.

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God-fearing

More like afraid of everything

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Be a USAan

Invent a machine called the Walkie-talkie

Never walk and talk

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The inherent danger of satire is that in order to make good satire, you have to be prepared for people to take it seriously

In Paulie V's case, that's basically his entire oeuvre

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Not pictured: Biden lifting the helicopter and then eating it in a single bite

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Having a popular president is populism

Doing popular things is populism

And populism is bad because too many people want it

All good ideas come from government think-tanks with names like the Apollo Congregate that only hire the whitest, richest graduates from Yale and Havard

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