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FatsGordo

@FatsGordo@jorts.horse

Full time poster, part time father. He/him

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saddestrobots , to random
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the best episode of DS9 is the one where quark marries a klingon,

and the most underrated episode of DS9 is the one where the protagonist are all like, "watch out! if you die in the game you die in real life!!" and the gamer-aliens are like, "no. what's the fuck are you on about. that's not what a GAME is. idiot."

FatsGordo ,
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@saddestrobots i liked the one where Quark, Rom, and Nog become the Roswell aliens

FatsGordo , to random
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Skimming the wikipedia page for warrior ahead of my cage match tomorrow night

FatsGordo , to random
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I keep a rolling pin under my car seat in case shit goes down

FatsGordo OP ,
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@saddestrobots I no wanta da trouble! He bump into me when I cooka da pizza!

FatsGordo , to random
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reading Plato Cave's aren't like this. This guy's obviously never been in a cave

FatsGordo , to random
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Does anyone else weirdly feel like you have to dress up to go to the bank? Like, some insane fear that if you look too disheveled the teller won't give you any money when you pull out your gun?

FatsGordo , to random
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If I ever got shot, I would simply eat one of the many rotisserie chickens I keep on my person to restore me to full health

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