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Edmonds_Scanner , 2 days ago to random

Things I wish for you:
That you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday own a haunted castle on a forgotten shore. One that's filled with restless ghosts, indifferent cats, and secret libraries within libraries.

Edmonds_Scanner , 2 months ago to random

Do something nice for yourself today.
Bake a sweet treat, or find a forgotten tomb in the wildlands and use the bones of an ancient forest god to make a beautiful but very cursed necklace.
You deserve it.

Edmonds_Scanner , 2 months ago to random

My advice?
Embrace the Muppet lifestyle.
Tell bad jokes. Sing off key. Dance for no reason.
And most importantly, pants are always optional.

Edmonds_Scanner , 2 months ago to random

There's no such thing as owning too many books.
There is such a thing as owning too much other furniture that blocks the space for more bookshelves, however.

Edmonds_Scanner , 3 months ago to random

We all need more exercise.
But it's important to find one that fits your interests and experiences.
Like fleeing across the misty moors in a fabulous gown from a haunted gothic manor that's filled with dark secrets & ancient malice.

Edmonds_Scanner , 4 months ago to random

You don't need to join a crowd and fit in.
Gather your own crowd of haunted robots, drunk badgers, misfit toys, and moss goblins and lead them towards a better future.

Edmonds_Scanner , 6 months ago to random

Don't work harder or smarter.
Work darker.
Use your knowledge of black magic to call upon the old gods.
Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns.
Cover all office buildings in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them.
You deserve a rest.