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DXMacGuffin

@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club

Extremely cursed human. Metalhead and misanthrope. I can spell XMas. BLM supporter, anti-Trump, anti-MAGA.

Discordian. XBox gamer. Lover of South Park and Aliens.

I'll follow back if you're funny or post good music.

Recovering alcoholic since September 2021

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

ElleGray , to random

looks like dr bronner soap is branching out into dog treats

DXMacGuffin ,
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@ElleGray

I feel like that bag needs a popup blocker.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder what they talk about.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

DXMacGuffin ,
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@lowqualityfacts

how do they ask "who farted?"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A true visionary.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

DXMacGuffin ,
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@lowqualityfacts

No he didn’t, it was invented by the German inventor Otto Titsling.

https://songwhip.com/bette-midler/otto-titsling

ElleGray , to random

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    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @ElleGray

    🤣

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    If you read between the lines, Hamlet is actually about how bananas never stay ripe long enough.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    And "L-O-V-E-H-A-T-E" knuckle tats. 🤣

    ElleGray , to random

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    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @ElleGray

    Sorry to hear that. Geese are horrible creatures.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    That's crazy.

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    I am still not telling you where I buried Hoffa.

    ElleGray , to random

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    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @ElleGray

    So this is what the Corleone family was reduced to after Part 3? I suppose they deserved it.

    ElleGray , to random

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    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @ElleGray

    Oh please let there be video. 😆

    DXMacGuffin , to random
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    Today is Alien Abduction Day, which is probably only of interest to @LRRRonEarth

    How will you all be celebrating?

    https://nationaltoday.com/alien-abduction-day/

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    She means it, I can see it in her eyes.

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Why? What did Bigfoot do to her?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I only eat one banana a month just to be safe.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    I eat 2-6 bananas a day - no lie. I am a dead man.

    LRRRonEarth , to random
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    SPICE? THE DEVIL'S SEASONING? NO THANKS. I PREFER MY MIND CLOSED AND MY FUTURE OPAQUE.

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @LRRRonEarth

    The Spice must flow! Have the Omicronians had any dealings with the clans of Arrakis? How do you get on with House Atreides?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Very progressive for his time.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    His porn name was Woody Willows.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Wow, you learn something new about the Kentucky Derby every day.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    DXMacGuffin ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    The spoiled milk given in 1875 was fresh milk in 1874. This awful tradition continues to this day.

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