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Ardvaark

@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.

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RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what happens at warp 10

Ardvaark ,
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@RikerGoogling Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what disaster is happening today

Ardvaark ,
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@RikerGoogling Everything everywhere all at once.

alice , to random
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    Ardvaark ,
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    @alice Grew up outside of Chicago. Immune to brain freeze.

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