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callyral , in xkcd #2877: Fever
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right when i have a fever of 5000°C an xkcd about fevers is made

RandomStickman , in xkcd #2877: Fever
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He has a way of making tables funny

homura1650 , in xkcd #2876: Range Safety

I have a coworker who used to work on safty critical systems. On every system, she would write a report on what they would have to do to kill someone with it.

Remember folks, the range danger officer is a very important position. If he ever tells you to do what you are about to do then be sure to: pause; think about what you are about to do; do not do it.

Norgur , in xkcd #2876: Range Safety

You should launch it towards the foot of the storm... the Thunderfoot... no, that's not intense enough... the Thunderf00t.

geekworking , in xkcd #2875: 2024

Even if Obama were eligible, I doubt that we could convince him to do it again.

He seems way too happy with retirement to want to deal with the militant toddlers that sprung up after he left.

panicnow , in xkcd #2875: 2024
deo , in xkcd #2875: 2024

Huh. "Elected twice", not "served two terms"... So, even if the insurrectionist ban doesn't pan out, Trump still has to concede that he lost the 2020 election to run again.

BoastfulDaedra , in xkcd #2875: 2024

This is the most stressful XKCD I've ever read...

mo_lave , in xkcd #2874: Iceland

Also called it "Iceland" in an attempt to please no one.

wander1236 , in xkcd #2871: Definitely
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Pregananant

OsrsNeedsF2P , in xkcd #2871: Definitely

I got all the way to the bottom before realizing they were spelled differently

AlligatorBlizzard , in xkcd #2870: Love Songs

Isn't Call me Maybe the one with the twist at the end of the music video where the guy turns out to be gay?

Lamedonyx , in xkcd #2870: Love Songs

Every Step You Take is so far on the right that it doesn't show on the chart.

frickineh , in xkcd #2870: Love Songs

Creep by Radiohead and Creep by TLC both kind of work here. Huh.

thisisbutaname , in xkcd #2870: Love Songs

Fairytale of New York starts top right and ends bottom left

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