A disease that makes crops inedible would be so much worse than any pandemic
Discord would have made a better name for a decentralized network and Matrix would have been better for a private company.
If I ever win the lottery, I'm never buying another foreign made product again.
In my financial situation that is about what it would take, too.
3,026 years from today life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050.
Dinosaurs were around before Saturn had rings.
Saturn's rings are around 150 mio. years old.
Marshmallows are the boba of the hot chocolate world.
The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
If Askjeeves.com was invented today, chances are it would be a GPT Site.
Instead of a less than useful search engine.
If managers are so good at managing things, how come they can't manage to manage themselves?
Boomers in the US Are Sweet Summer Children
This probably isn’t that new of a thought to most of you all, but another post made me think to share it....
Most stuff you touch was super hot while being made
The ending of Mrs Doubtfire was the first drag queen story time
I've noticed my boomer parents using Instagram and tik tok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.
We've moved from the era of 'The Simpson's did it', to the era of 'South Park did it'
And that’s rather unsettling
Now that ChatGPT is being trained using Reddit posts
it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.
If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children.
Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.
I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace.
Now that search engines suck, people will start to bookmark again.
Hair band stock in 1989 was like Nvidia now, by 1991 it was like Enron.
Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ...
over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and...
You don't really see people chewing gum anymore.
Youtube is the new MTV.
Lemmy has so few comments that I am now reading many more articles
In The Matrix, how are babies made?
Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.