Wood smells like we should be able to eat it, but we can't.
The song "Home on the Range" is essentially a limerick. Therefore, any limerick can be sung to the tune of "Home on the Range".
You will now sing every new limerick you hear for the rest of your life.
What is DNC is working with RNC
What if we find out one day, it was all an organized game, to screw over the citizens?
They scared now
I was just thinking. In the UK government every cabinet minister, which are those with specific jobs like head of education, or health, also has an opposite "shadow" person from the other main party whose job is to argue with the other. Imagine you had the job of Shadow head of education. Must be an easy job, you just argue with...
A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy
Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices
If you live a million years you'll still never understand why someone would park right next to you in a forest campground when there's dozens upon dozens of empty spots with more privacy available.
This just happened to me the other night....
Sex work would probably be less stigmatized in a currencyless society
Thinking about this because of a greentext I saw earlier complaining about OF models....
If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.
What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?
Bobbing their heads at every step. How ridiculous must have that looked if it was the case.
All political views should end with the word boy in a southern voice.
This would be a quick way to see of it's racist, close minded, or just straight bs....
Wouldn't it be funny if there ended up being a plastic-based life form and they wondered how they came to be...
...and they COULD NOT think of a natural process that could produce plastics in the environment in the amounts required to produce life?...
One stranger liked what I posted. I hope he liked it :)
Collecting memes in your camera roll probably serves the same instinct that stamp collecting used to
that said if any FOSS devs want to make an app for categorizing and tagging memes outside the camera roll so i can use it for its intended purpose i will volunteer a (consensual) kiss on the forehead
Why doesn’t Miss Piggy call herself Mademoiselle Cochon?
I wish there was a sloth month
Just a month to celebrate relaxation and not obsessing over the grind. Festivals where people just bring camping chairs and chill together. Companies pandering by giving paid extra time off to employees. And so on.
Just realized that "upside down" means "the up side is down", making it upside down
With the recent issues of transgendered people in sports, why don’t we move some sports over to a weight-class system?
Obviously this won’t work for all sports, but things like football, track, soccer, it would allow for de-gendered team, even allowing athletes with the skills but not the genetically-endowed physical attributes to have a place to play....
If the Spiderman character was invented today, he would be stopping school shootings
Alcohol makes you honest, and coincidentally genuine sounds like Gin and wine.
Today's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozen
12/06/24
Dads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.
Capitalism is essentially alive
I think capitalism can be understood as a living entity, a being composed of billions of smaller beings (people), essentially cells. It evolves (legally and through market innovations), has an immune response (police), and grows and reproduces itself (imperialism). The cells are independent life in their own right, but they...