Batman ,

Double dribble

Solace_Firebird ,

"Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion."

LynneOfFlowers ,
@LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social avatar

Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers

Peppycito ,
@Peppycito@sh.itjust.works avatar

pew pew

maculata ,

Sports retard only see sports.

onlinepersona ,

How can we trust our eyes if what they see isn't real?

Anti Commercial AI thingy
Manzas ,

When you set your ipd to negative integers

itmightbethew , (edited )
@itmightbethew@beehaw.org avatar

Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinesis

SomeGuy69 ,

Why fast objects look blurry.

AFreeLarryHoover ,
@AFreeLarryHoover@lemmy.world avatar

Eye Sockerts

jabathekek , (edited )
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater target acquisition error variance in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems

I_Miss_Daniel ,

One is always lower than the other.

LiveLM ,

Jigsaw's latest trap. Sing the national anthem of the team you most hate to disarm.

Thegods14 ,

What happened to me right before my retina detached

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Keep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes. You may use different colored spaghetti if you so choose.

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