Paradachshund ,

Stop trying to fuck the lizard

PugJesus OP ,
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The heart wants what it wants, I guess

LoamImprovement ,

Buddy, they won't even let me fuck the lizard.

Tolookah ,

I think the lizard would be more into wizards and other non strength builds, something something tender meat. Barbarians are too tough and gamey.

TacticsConsort ,
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Yu'hiss my beloved, long may he meme

Aielman15 ,
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That lizard is the Ace card of the party.

In more ways than one.

aeronmelon ,

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"I am a villain."

"What gender are you?"

"Evil."

"Yeah, but what's in your pants?"

"DOOM!"

Kichae ,

"I only drink the blood of my enemies... And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo."

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