AHHHHHHHHHH
Why must my relatives be like that
What's your favorite instrument and why
Goobert Breaks Into My House
I tell this story to you as it really happened. I still cannot process the events that conspired....
You're telling me a mussel sauteed this pasta?
Well I sure hope he can lift that spatula alright
What's your favorite apple variety
The pirate's life is for me
🏴☠️The Pirate Song 🏴☠️...
I love meth. AMA
I like to sound dramatic and tell people I'm on meth when I'm just on ADHD stimulants. They're not too many molecules apart 🤷🏼♂️