'Don't parse markup languages with Regex' is an annoying trollpost and it should die... right?
Look 0 of my work involves HTML, well maybe 1-2 percent does; however, about 60% of my work involves regular expressions, grammar, lexical scanning and syntactic parsing, so it still irks me, and will irk me beyond my grave, when people say shit like 'Don't parse HTML/Markdown/etc with regex! Use a parser generator!'...