Spitzspot ,
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I did not see that coming.

TTH4P ,

Pretty sure the bible says the Antichrist will have a wound on his head that will then heal...

disguy_ovahea ,

It’s supposed to be a fatal wound on one of its heads.

xmunk ,

As far as I've heard he was only hit on one of his heads. Did I miss the news about Trump getting shot in the dick?

disguy_ovahea ,

One of the Antichrist’s heads. Lol

https://www.bibleref.com/Revelation/13/Revelation-13-3.html

xmunk ,

I think my interpretation is more fun!

disguy_ovahea ,

I agree!

Big_Boss_77 ,

I'm no biblical scholar... but is it possible "head" could be translated as "face"? Two-faced could be an apt description...

nkat2112 ,
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I came here looking for this comment. Thank you.

Today ,

The freaks in Facebook are saying that God made him turn his head at just the right moment to make the bullet hit his ear instead of 'brain.'

Etterra ,

I wonder if his vacuous cavity was punctured if there would be an audible popping noise.

Etterra ,

Yeah he's been kicking off those check boxes for like 10 years now.

Etterra ,

I can't wait for the New New Testament Deluxe Patriot's Edition (MSRP $99.99) to be written and include The Gospel According to Trump. That peace, love, and Jesus stuff is just so first millennia; they really need to shake things up.

MeekerThanBeaker ,

Damn. The Holy Spirit got bumped for tRump.

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