paddirn ,

They also have to have a cute acronym, so it fits neatly into a headline:

  • FAPS (Free Affordable Pepsi Soda) Act
  • ANAL (Anyone who Needs it Always gets Licorice) Act
  • BROJOB (Best fRiends Only Jack-Off Best friends) Act
  • PUPPY (Pee Under People’s Pants Yearly) Act
Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

any bill around internet monitoring and censorship : saving the precious children from horrible paedophiles act of 20xx

any bill for actually taking care of the physical and intellectual well being of children : bill 50906-3

PugJesus ,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

"Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I'd rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That's where REAL good health comes from."

SkyezOpen ,

They care about their SPIRITUAL health. Physical health doesn't matter compared to an eternity of hellfire, you heathen.

PugJesus ,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Oh God, I'm having flashbacks to growing up in an evangelical community

snooggums ,

The suffering means we are doing it right!

DumbAceDragon ,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

The sooner the kid dies the less likely they are to sin.

arin ,

Ban abortion, also makes it illegal to find food to kids or homeless

tegs_terry ,

One of America's dumbest legislative mechanics.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Oh silly you. This bill is called free soda for all because it's trying to free this dog that happens to be named soda.

AngryCommieKender ,

And by "free," they mean "free from its mortal coil."

MisterFrog ,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

It's wild this is even allowed in your country. You'd think a bill should relate to a single topic or area so you can actually vote on it, and people can easily see how reps voted on certain topics.

Right?

Alexstarfire ,

But if they did that, how else would they be able to get money for some random project in their district. Or tack on something everyone is against because the optics of going against the stop Stop Child Rape bill are so bad.

If there is no answer for "how does this help a politician?" then it's probably not going to happen.

ame ,

The funny part is public initiatives are bound to this rule, depending where you live

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

any irl examples of this?

droans ,

Indiana SB52.

It's claimed to promote the local economy.

It actually just bans bus rapid transit in Indianapolis.

It's claimed to have the support of the businesses and the people living in the area.

It actually has no support outside of Andy Mohr Auto Group.

underisk ,
@underisk@lemmy.ml avatar
  • The Patriot Act - is about increasing government surveillance
  • EARN IT - is about adding backdoors to encryption and increasing government monitoring of internet traffic.
  • Kids Online Safety Act - is about internet censorship and platform liability.
  • The Inflation Reduction Act - is about taxes and climate.
  • Unborn Victims of Violence Act - you can probably guess what this is about.
  • Working Families Flexibility Act - is about changing overtime and vacation benefits and giving employers flexibility in when they allow their employees to redeem them.
stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Unborn Victims of Violence Act

Abortion? Lmfao they called it that? x⸑x

If it wasn't America I would guess it was to protect future generations of kids in war zones.

metaStatic ,

I've said it before and I'll say it again Democracy simply doesn't work

preach224 ,

for those who are downvoting, this is a simpsons reference about almost this exact same thing.

if you’re downvoting because it’s a simpsons reference, ouch!

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also this bill bans soda

Euphorazine ,

"The Sunshine Protection Act", oh is this some bill against pollution or something. "This bill makes daylight savings permanent."

Oh fuck off, that's too grandiose of a name for that. I mean I want that, but you aren't protecting sunshine ...

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Anytime I see something like the Safe Children and Everyone Who Wants One Gets a Puppy Act I know my life is about to get worse

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