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unmagical , in Far-right AfD leader vows to campaign for Brexit-style EU exit vote in Germany

Because Brexit worked out really well ...

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Biden Loosens Up on Weed
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Good. It should be fully legal, without restrictions.

Pronell , in Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up.

Anything to not actually report on the news.

Tiltinyall , in Israel Has Created a New Standard for Urban Warfare. Why Will No One Admit It?

Newsweek woke up this morning and said "Today we do a little trolling"

Tiltinyall , in Israel Has Created a New Standard for Urban Warfare. Why Will No One Admit It?

They couldn't save a single innocent life with the amount of tact they are lacking. Can't read the room so they just spray bullets randomly.

Tiltinyall , in Israel Has Created a New Standard for Urban Warfare. Why Will No One Admit It?

Countries around the world cry genocide, what's Isreal doing?
"Hey look everybody, we just invented the safest war ever seen!"
Get outta here with that shit...

Tiltinyall , in Israel Has Created a New Standard for Urban Warfare. Why Will No One Admit It?

Lol, what?

xilliah , in GOP Congressman Says Dead Palestinian Babies Aren’t All That Innocent
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Madness

roastedDeflator , in Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now
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Direct link to article: Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media - NBC News

Kalkaline , in A Chinese man who chain-smoked his way through a marathon was disqualified for smoking on the course
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What's the point of disqualifying him? We all know he finished. It's not like he gets any prize money for it.

roastedDeflator OP ,
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It looks like it's the following:

the Xiamen Marathon confirmed that a participant violated an article of its rules and regulations, which prohibits "open defecation, smoking, or trampling on flower beds or green spaces."

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