Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in ( www.cnn.com )

gregorum , 2 months ago

can he just, like, order a ceasefire and complete withdrawal?

FlyingSquid OP , 2 months ago

Can? Probably. Will? Doubtful. He wants to turn Palestine into a parking lot.

PugJesus , 2 months ago

Weekend at Bernie's him

Plopp , 2 months ago

I sure hope nothing goes horribly or fatally wrong with that surgery.

HootinNHollerin , 2 months ago

Got the hernia from carrying that huge load of lies around

C’mon surgeon, you know what needs to be done

AstridWipenaugh , 2 months ago

Reports: Bibi missing after hernia surgery

Surgeons: the hernia was quite large, so we had to remove the whole asshole

FlyingSquid OP , 2 months ago

Can you remove a whole something from itself?

robocall , 2 months ago

"full anesthesia for me, not for thee" -Netanyahu to Palestinians

FlyingSquid OP , 2 months ago

That must be it! He's just trying to fix thousands of hernia problems at once! He's just very bad at it.

neidu2 , 2 months ago

Whatever the opposite of surgical strike AND precision surgery is.

eran_morad , 2 months ago

I’m hoping for the best. Which is decidedly not what Netanyahu would be happy about.

rtxn , 2 months ago

I don't think he'd be sad either. Or angry. Or indifferent. Or alive.

FlyingSquid OP , 2 months ago

The last one, please.

PugJesus , 2 months ago

It's very sad, older folk sometimes just don't wake up from full anesthesia.

FlyingSquid OP , 2 months ago

It would just be awful if something happened to dear Bibi while he was under, wouldn't it? Just awful.

sadreality , 2 months ago

Surgery is always high risk, God willing...