What our intrepid reporter is failing to account for is that facts don’t matter; reality doesn’t matter. Chaos is All and All is Trump.
Now trumpers put on your orange makeup and Depends™ and get out there and grift some more for trump. Murica! Yaahhrhh!
GOP “Classic”, meet me over at camera three.
. . . Hoo boy. Y’all done fucked up fierce. You got two options: use the shady SuperPACs to create a shadow RNC and go it alone or . . . (slides pistol to the center of the table) . . .