beefbot ,

Wtf is BREAD doing there?! You don’t have VEGETABLES at BREAKFAST this is AMERICA

InternetUser2012 ,

False. Gun too small, and no ammo on the table.

EDIT: And no cheap shit beer? This is nonsense.

gmtom ,
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Everything should be coated in maple syrup too.

riskey ,

No donut?

Quill0 ,
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No cheese

No sausages

No ketchup

uienia ,

I just imagine they eat a huge bowl of that candy which they xall cereal.

HelixDab2 ,

Can't be an American breakfast; that's not a 1911.

TWO WORLD WARS!!1!

Varven ,
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The most American thing I have ever seen

JusticeForPorygon ,
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That's not an AR-15

robdor ,

This must be a diet meal. I usually have a few sides of magazines for the gun course.

Sam_Bass ,

Close. I keep a little league aluminum baseball bat handy for those rude individuals that like to interrupt my peaceful breakfast.

PugJesus OP ,
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Si vis pacem, para baseball bat

Sam_Bass ,

Muy verdades

chemicalwonka ,
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Where is the fucking cheese and Coca Cola?

Freefall ,

Ok, first off....I usually have two eggs.

Second, it is with my Sig.

So...checkmate!

Telorand ,

I love you Kitchen Breakfast Gun™!

spizzat2 ,

Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.

Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.

Gun goes... on top?

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