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lemmyseizethemeans , in Asplenium scolopendrium is just ridiculously green

Posts hog, says to ignore it

Skull , in How do you guys get sansevieria cuttings to grow roots? These lazy things have been sitting in water for two weeks
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I've had a leaf take several week to grow roots, and then nearly a year once in dirt to actually grow a new shoot.

Goodluck!

Gerudo , in How do you guys get sansevieria cuttings to grow roots? These lazy things have been sitting in water for two weeks

I couldn't get mine to do anything in water. Last resort I just threw them in dirt and bam...got roots.
Just recut them and stick em in.

ExtraPartsLeft , in Another poem, this time about Sansevieria, I hope you enjoy!

Beautiful poem, thanks for sharing. How about one about sprouting seeds?

I work at a wholesale perennial grower, normally just doing plant care. But this week I've been running the vacuum seed machine. Every time I take trays out to the greenhouse I get to walk through the millions of seedlings and it's just had me giddy all week.

mortalic OP ,

Oh my gosh! I forgot to hit reply and my tab has been open for days now! Here's some free style, I'm working on a full post too.

Tiny spots, deep in the dirt. You know which way is up. You strive, you push. Stretching towards the sun, you spread your leaves. Pushing through, you bloom.

ExtraPartsLeft ,

I don't know if I turned off notifications, or if they're off by default in Kbin. But I didn't see this until now and I just wanted to say thanks.

Rin , in Lowe's with the $1 Alocasia Wentii from Costa Nursery

i think one of the props is glitching out

SoySaucePrinterInk OP ,
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AstralWeekends , in My landlord wants my potted plant gone :(

One time, the apartment complex I was living at said I was violating my lease for keeping a storage container on my balcony. It was a small, zip up greenhouse with plants in it, which they allowed. When I confronted them about it, they admitted that they only observed it from the ground (I was on the 3rd floor) and that it was fine after all. That "violation" still appears on my rental history today, as the next apartment I rented asked me to explain why there was a violation on my file. Fuck this system.

Asthmatic_Goose OP ,

Wait, there's a permanent record? WTF, this is news to me.

mihnt ,
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A lot of properties are modernizing now and using software/systems that has history they can pass on to other complexes when they are called for references.

It's part of the reason I left my old job as a technician. They were wanting me to install an app on my personal cell phone that would gps track me when I was on a work order and when pictures were taken for work orders. Not to mention they were using paycor and required gps tracking on when using it to clock in/out. When I started there we had paper time cards and carbon copy work orders.

Soulless corporations they are. Nickel and dime you to death.

Sorry, bit of a rant but stay away at any cost.

Maestro ,

Yeah, at that point they should issue you a work phone.

ladymethis , in Why does my cactus grow so tall it can't stand on its own?

You have a monkey tail cactus. For awhile they grow vertical and then once they reach a certain stage they droop down and grow downward. If you Google monkey tail cactus you can see a bunch of photos. They look very lovely in a hanging basket.

zkfcfbzr OP ,

Thanks for the information - I had no idea it was a feature rather than a bug.

Do you know if taking the stakes out and letting it droop as it will would be dangerous for it at all, after being allowed to grow so tall with stakes for about a year?

AlgonquinHawk ,

“it was a feature rather than a bug”

Tell me you’re a software programmer without telling me you’re a software programmer lol.

Spudger , in Do you name your plants?
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Mine are all called Eric. It's much easier to remember.

Mr4r ,

That's my name! Am I a plant?

Spudger ,
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Have you checked your DNA lately? lol

Everything in or around our house that lives but is not human is called Eric. Lizards, spiders, everything. My wife is different. She's called Erica.

Alice , in Creepy crawlies in my pelargonium
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Hans....

LeroyJenkins , in Why is my Alocasia Polly ‘special’?

try stroking it?

RadicalCandour OP ,

Every night 🥰

NegativeLookBehind , in Hey beautiful people, I need help with identifying plants ?
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Grass

EdibleFriend , in What's killing my plants?
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ME

RamblingPanda ,

Yeah, considering my success with plants my guess would be "me" as well.

maculata , in Succulents

What terrible grammar.

FearfulSalad ,

If you are referring to the final frame, it is a direct quote from the Good Place S4 E1. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6dfb15d4-f2e3-4d94-8849-f99279feb1c4

You may want to then direct your grammar policing to the showrunners or the actor who ad-libbed the line, rather than to the meme maker.

SkyezOpen ,

ad-libbed

I really love how he's nearly the same character in every show he's in. If you told me he had no script for any of it I'd believe you.

maculata ,

Ah I see, thanks.

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