FooBarrington ,

> be cat, hunt outside for fun

> humans tell me "bad cat, you're destroying the ecosystem"

> be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist

> even share my food with my mortal enemy

> humans tell me "bad cat, can't even catch a mouse that's eating your food"

> ???

Marthirial ,

I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits' consequences.

bruhduh ,
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These eyes, owner's shoes gonna suffer

zyratoxx ,
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sp3tr4l ,

What if the cat wanted its own pet?

The25002 ,

Hold on now. Cat's playing 4D chesssssss.

Cat was also a snake in a past life.

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