Lost_My_Mind ,

See, this is why stray cats are such pests. Always jumping on roofs, and destroying them! I'm just trying to enjoy my hot pocket. Suddenly my ceiling is caving in!

FuglyDuck ,
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And bridges! They just walk across that bridge and sympathetic resonance and boom.

No bridge.

PunnyName ,

That's a dragon.

7355608 ,

I've played enough D&D to know a Dragon hiding themselves with Illusion magic when I see one. Just leave your gold as tribute and don't look'em in the eye.

FuglyDuck ,
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Secret confession time… don’t tell my players….

Sometimes I put a cat on the map and when they get close to it, do a “random” awareness check for shits and giggles.

Lightfire228 ,

And when they roll a Nat 20?

FuglyDuck ,
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Depends on my mood?

Once the cat decided to adopt the humans (and conveniently eats all their snacks and maybe chugs their potions?)

(They may have fed the cat.)

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