$600 phone - "GOD DAMMIT!!! WHY DID MY NOTE 4 FROM 2014 HAVE TO DIE??? I PAID $65 FOR THAT PHONE, AND IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!!!"
$0.00 app - "Why the hell does this calculator app need permission to access my contacts, the internet, and the ability to transfer data??? YOU'RE A GOD DAMN CALCULATOR APP!!! I'm not downloading that clear piece of spyware....."