The Internet in Ancient Times

Corigan , in what's this thing again? i'm drawing a blank...

A sizzling fajita plate holder?

Sidhean , in Agriculture is hard!

Fucking farmers. Always playing with their plants. When I go out hunting? playing with their plants. A week later when I come back? Oh wow yeah your weird garden sure is a little bigger I have a WHOLE ANIMAL. And they're so smug about it, too. Can't stand farmers.

erte , in Why does it have to be so difficult?

I just visited this exhibit earlier today! They really knew how to manhandle lions back then.

negativenull OP ,
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I'm very jealous! I'd love to see that in person!

partial_accumen , in If you know, you know

Every generation believes they invented sex memes.

niktemadur ,

Hey, I've been saying the same thing about discovering postpunk band Tones On Tails for around thirty years now!

Carvex , in Agriculture is hard!

I bet your meat-chasing ass wants a bun for that burger, too bad you can't hunt wheat!

FlyingSquid OP Mod ,
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What's a burger? Is it some kind of gazelle?

FlyingSquid Mod , (edited ) in If you know, you know
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I have a whole bunch of those back at the villa. Let me know if you want some advice on them. 12 denari for a basic model, but if you want a good one, you're looking at a good 8 or 9 nummus aureus.

People think there's some sort of enigma to them. It's like they've never even used one, you know?

Edit: Apologies, I have been visiting the East. By 12, I meant XII and by 8 or 9, I meant VIII or IX.

Sanctus , in If you know, you know
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Woah, wait. You aren't handling that with your bare hands are you? You dont want to know what the Pharisees do with those things.

Jake_Farm , in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes.
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Kill the infected then have the killers kill themselves.

Sanctus , in Daily standup. Daily standup never changes.
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We obviously need more leeches.

Cosmonauticus ,

Yeah wasnt their science incredibly flawed?

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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I think you could argue that there was no actual science before the scientific method was developed. There were things that approached science, but without testing theories through experimentation, and without others testing those same theories to confirm them, it isn't really science.

Zos_Kia ,
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It's not just that they didn't have a scientific method, it's that empiricism was a swear word. You were supposed to understand the universe through intellectual extrapolation of the Bible or of greek philosophy - not by dumbly testing out things in the real world until you found a consistent pattern. The scientific method is kind of the first instance of the Bitter Lesson.

Ironically, occultists had no such snobbery, that's why people like Paracelsus were able to be so influential even though their whole framework was basically fantasy. Just the fact that they would perform structured experiments and consign the results and use those results to establish theories put them head and shoulder above the rest.

Cosmonauticus ,

You were supposed to understand the universe through intellectual extrapolation of the Bible or of greek philosophy - not by dumbly testing out things in the real world until you found a consistent pattern.

That is fundamentally not true. Especially since it implies that science wasn't practiced outside of Christian institutions and Greek society. It completely omits things like the Islamic golden age, discoveries involving mathematics and astronomy in India, Chinese chemistry, and medicine throughout many parts of Africa

Zos_Kia ,
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You're right, my comment only applies to the setting depicted in the comic. Seems to be late middle age Europe, with the Inquisition still going hard, not a good time and place to be an empiricist.

Jake_Farm , in If you know, you know
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It's for sizing dowels, right?

threelonmusketeers ,

"Dowels" ;)

SidewaysHighways , in I think this is pretty old.. but it doesn’t ring any bells

This is some futuristic prototype or something

einlander , in Minoans, am I right?
Bougie_Birdie , in I think this is pretty old.. but it doesn’t ring any bells
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Imagine explaining to someone from the era that you captured and published this photo with your phone

FlyingSquid Mod ,
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"Wow, you must have to stand in front of your phone forever."

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threelonmusketeers , in I hear they're moving into The Siliconile Valley next.

What is the oval ensign scribed in the northeast?

YarrMatey ,

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