Daxtron2 ,

Anon tries to blame his mother for his inability to interact socially.

intensely_human ,

One’s opportunities to be socialized do require parents understanding the important of playing with one’s friends. Like, it does help to be one of a four-guy team who plays competitive sports. It helps a hell of a lot for bonding.

At the age of 11, one doesn’t control one’s own access to opportunity. OP’s mom did him dirty.

dudinax ,

If she'd got him nothing, like he deserved, he'd have gone outside, played some football and been banging cheerleaders by the age of 16.

wellee ,

What I don't get it. Just hit those old friends up if you want to do what they are, worst they can say is no

MaxVoltage ,
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dude its a shitpost

NounsAndWords ,

I would be disappointed for different reasons if my crush hooked up with a random guy in a bathroom.

tygerprints ,

If being unable to play FIFA is the single biggest problem in your life - your life has pretty much zero problems. It's not the mom's decision to buy a computer that screwed you over, bud - it's your attitude about life in general. Nobody owes you anything, you want a better life go out and earn it.

Xariphon ,

I don't think I've ever heard the words "nobody owes you anything" from somebody who was a good person. Or understood how a society works. Or cared about their impact on other people at all.

dudinax ,

His crush owes him a drunken hookup, or his mom owes him a Playstation or maybe both.

CaptainEffort ,
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He’s right too lmao, if he’d picked up Fifa instead of LoL he’d be a totally different person.

BrerChicken ,

I think if he had been a different person, he might have played FIFA (which you can play on PC just as easily!)

zalgotext ,

Could you cross play during the PS3 era though?

FangedWyvern42 ,
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He’d have no money left.

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