2kool4idkwhat ,
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niktemadur ,

That's why you gotta get a Linux refrigerator. And coffee maker. And washer/drier. Etc.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Most smart devices actually run on Linux due to how flexible and lightweight it is.

Hupf ,

After the update, the water is all yellow-ish.

LordCrom ,

I hope it reboots to a mime simulating a certain act while we hear "Suck it, jin yang"

Godort ,

The future is stupid.

skittlebrau ,

I’d like my appliances to stay dumb. I don’t need Bluetooth and WiFi in everything.

variants ,

What if a new improved washing algorithm drops and you haven't updated, you'll miss out on the latest water pour trends

Godort ,

This is a good attitude.
Remember that the 'S' in "IoT" stands for security

bobs_monkey ,

I would be cool with a diagnostics interface that I use for monitoring, but yeah I don't need my fridge uploading how much chocolate cake I have or the number of beers I drank Saturday night to the cloud where a health insurance risk manager can make assumptions.

barsoap ,

Display with temperature, possibly load level (relevant when freezing), beeper for a door alarm and as those two are already there also add a clock and kitchen timer. USB interface in case you want to protocol and control programmatically, no need to have a port just make sure to document where the pins on the board are. Make the display LED for longevity, no need for pixels 4-position alphanumeric is fine. Not blue or at least let me dim the thing.

Oh, and a feature that every refrigerator should have: An oil sensor as the compressor running dry if the thing has been tilted is a sure-fire way to kill those things and hardware shouldn't bloody kill itself just by turning it on.

don ,

Ummmm excuse me but how can you not want a WiFi-connected, Bluetooth-enabled facial tissue dispenser?

Literally insane.

herrcaptain ,

Pfft. Imagine not running your fridge on a rolling release distro.

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