cowboystatedaily.com

Evil_Shrubbery , to U.S. News in Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns

... I thought I saw this in South Park

darkphotonstudio , (edited ) to U.S. News in Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns

"Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! Montana is my home. And I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of giant mutant hybrid sheep. A race of atomic giant mutant hybrid sheep which will conquer the world!"

Apologies to Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi.

notfromhere , to U.S. News in Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns

That… is a crime?

liv , (edited )

It's a bunch of crimes.

He illegally imported endangered species parts.

Then he cloned them and implanted an embryo which meant he ended up with an endangered species clone.

Then he got hold of wild Montana sheep and bred them with his clone.

With the intention of using them in captive hunting parks, it's illegal to use wild game in captive hunting in his state.

The whole time he was repeatedly moving his frankensheep across state lines using forged vet certificates.

notfromhere ,

This is straight out of some B movie lol

soaproot , to U.S. News in Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns
@soaproot@sfba.social avatar

@Gaywallet Given how much trouble the currently widespread non native Barbary sheep are causing for Bighorn populations, just as well this didn't get any further.

Chuymatt , to U.S. News in Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns

Pardon? We in Fallout?!

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • test
  • worldmews
  • mews
  • All magazines
    •