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wendynather

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Director of Strategic Engagements at @Cisco. Recovering industry analyst, research director & CISO. Senior Fellow at @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft.

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pluralistic , to random
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I, a total stranger, was thinking of befriending your kid, but before I did, I thought I'd ask you, are they a boring, selfish jerk?

It's fine if they are, I'm just really trying to find quality people to be friends with, so I thought I'd ask you, is your kid a dick?

Wait, don't get offended! How are people supposed to know whether to hang out with your kid if you can't answer a simple question?!

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  • wendynather ,
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    @pluralistic You should have answered “Yes, don’t read it.” 😉

    jerry , to random
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    Some sunrise pics from the beach today

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    wendynather ,
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    @jerry When did you move to Tatooine?

    jerry , to random
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    Why is everyone talking about bears lately?

    wendynather ,
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    @jerry @nathans But the memes are delicious

    jerry , to random
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    Working a job where everyone knows I’m leaving is a very bizarre experience

    wendynather ,
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    @jerry So you’re slacking off?

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