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gregory bateson superfan - read the first two chapters of mind and nature and tell me what you think and ill mail you a free spiral pendant
https://monoskop.org/images/c/c3/Bateson_Gregory_Mind_and_Nature.pdf

high level witch/shaman
leveling faerie/chef now

greatest spoonsmith to walk the earth (see pinned menu)

jorts horse beat cop

sneaky gamer girl ~ wife squad

now reading: The Autobiography of Malcolm X - follow along with #pillastorytime

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saddestrobots , to random
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the biggest liars of the past 30-40 years are the people who told you that your rights would be secure as long as society also fastidiously protected the rights of klansmen and nazis,

and tbh you were a huge rube if you believed them, since you could just turn on the news and see the tear gas, billy clubs, water cannons, and rubber-bullets-to-the-face deployed against the actual oppressed every other week

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots usually when youd turn on the news youd only see the big boy cops with big smiles talking about what a good job they did

became_fish , to random
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sometimes i sign up for a trial of a service for developers to check it out, then decide i don't like it and never use it again. and then they start fawning

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scattapilla ,
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@became_fish more like swagless hub

scattapilla , to random
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First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then you put drugs in your ass
Then you win

saddestrobots , to random
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every crypto thing is like, "introducing new SpicyWallet, the first ever doge-memes-to-magic-cards bridge on the
HackySack sidechain. 42% more efficient than direct transubstantiation!"

and even before you get to the inevitable "we regret to inform you that all the SpicyWallets have been inspected," I'm like… who is this for? who keeps dreaming up these completely asinine transactions and to what ends? you can't even buy drugs with them anymore.

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots the "hello world" of SEC violations

scattapilla , to random
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Theres essentially zero situations in which the Gay Mens Pride Flag is more clarifying and less confusing than just using the standard rainbow flag

saddestrobots , to random
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this is a two-hour video about rules enforcement in Magic tournaments

i don't necessarily think you should watch it, but i found it interesting —

basically using one guy's tantrum to dissect the ways people build up stories of how they've been wronged when they encounter predictable consequences for their actions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNptN2SF1IA

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots my buddy was a magic judge and its fascinating stuff, youre like a lil detective

scattapilla , to random
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arf arf

scattapilla , to random
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If i were on the trump jury id totally say i only got news from truth social. What an incredible bit

saddestrobots , to random
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wise democratic strategist: "we want to focus on policy"

the policy: supporting our client state's genocidal military operations so hard that executive-branch staff keep quitting in protest over it

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots lol does trump have a single stated policy besides 'i will become dictator'?

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots trump: my policy is that i will get to commit crimes

biden: we shouldnt talk about trumps crimes when theres all this policy to talk about

scattapilla , to random
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New trans agenda item is making it cool for cis people to take hormones (start with teenagers? Get trending on tiktok?)

scattapilla OP ,
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@NanoBookReview thats not strictly part of the trans agenda but as an ally to gay men i support it

saddestrobots , to random
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over on bluesky a pro-israel german just asked me "how can you be ok with this?" and then accidentally posted a link to a news story about israel bombing the shit out of palestinian civilians

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots all palestinians need to be able to vote for a government that can draw up treaties with other countries and issue its own currency. One state two state doesnt matter

scattapilla , to random
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I just used 'Meta AI', which apparently replaced the search bar in the instagram app, to query the account of a local comedy show. It gave me a one paragraph summary of the comedy show and asked me if i wanted to search for its social media handles.

I said yes and it said it couldnt find any. It also sent me the link of a google search where the first result was the instagram page of the comedy show i wanted

saddestrobots , to random
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they're making another italian dark souls

if it's any good we'll have established "italian dark souls" as the new rising star of the dark souls game typology

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots does crab souls count as italian dark souls?

scattapilla , to random
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World building: the fictional country has American fast food culture but everything is bean themed. Bean Hut, Bean King, Dr. Beans, Jimmys Classic Beans,

scattapilla , to random
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We are so indebted to the brave souls who delayed the construction of Cop City. If it had been up and running when these protests began things might have gone a lot differently

scattapilla , to random
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When your deadnames on your paychecks call that a breadname 🍞💰

scattapilla , to random
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It should be illegal for chatgpt generated text to be put on the internet without first being prefaced with 'beep boop'

scattapilla , to random
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Im just about ready to get up and go to bed and this little fucker has the nerve to hop into my lap and hold my hand???

scattapilla , to random
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The art | The artist

The big goofy husky wolfpup were pupsitting

saddestrobots , to random
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i'm just curious how much overt, unflinching nazi shit it will take for any right-winger to admit that maybe it's worth putting up with a bit of social pluralism and neoliberalism-with-a-nicer-paint-job to stop the nazi shit

scattapilla ,
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@saddestrobots its when they start hitting cops

scattapilla , to random
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The moral of dune is that if you really care about nature youll get freaky with a bad bitch

scattapilla , to random
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Some disparage girl scouts selling cookies as an embodiment of capitalism but i actually think its a great way to encourage women to enter the male-dominated profession of dealing drugs

scattapilla , to random
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I cant be the only one watching helldivers 2 played on twitch and thinking its the most boring looking game in history right

scattapilla , to random
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At this point video ads intended purpose isnt to sell the thing they are advertising but rather as instruments of psychic violence to convince you to buy ad-free premium

scattapilla , to random
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'Nikki Minaj is the Dr. Seuss of our time and what i mean by that is shes an objectively disgusting and reprehensible person by pretty much all metrics of humanity and common decency, yet her one singular talent appears to be an innate ability to rhyme words together in a silly fashion that particularly resonates with children'

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3RejhW/

Eat shit nikki minaj worst rapper alive

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