mrbubblesort

mrbubblesort , 5 months ago to News in Trump Demands Total Presidential Immunity -- Even for Acts That 'Cross the Line'

Seriously! I just wanna see one Dem call him on this and say "yup, you're right! so here's Biden with a car battery and jumper cables, an all-in-one water boarding set from Bed Bath & Beyond, a bucket of nails, and one 56 inch magnum dildo. what happens in the white house stays in the white house, ya know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink!"

mrbubblesort , 5 months ago to Technology in Haier hits Home Assistant plugin dev with takedown notice

Why would it be illegal? A cease and desist is just a fancy letter saying do what we want or else we'll go crying to a judge. If the original dev hasn't done anything wrong (I'm not familiar with the project but I'd still say that's highly likely to be the case) then there's nothing to worry about. So make all the clones you want, and watch a dumbass company Streisand itself

mrbubblesort , 5 months ago to Today I Learned in TIL the fortune-telling practice of Tyromancy uses cheese to predict the future.

wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

Why should I pick some chump who's gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who's gonna last, like Brie!

mrbubblesort , 5 months ago to The Onion in Man Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Laying On Pillow With Decorative Button

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

mrbubblesort , 5 months ago to politics in Trump team argues assassination of rivals is covered by presidential immunity

yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you're gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

mrbubblesort , 6 months ago to Greentext in Anon gets @'d in the group chat

They think he's gonna become a school shooter so they're trying to give him reasons not to do it

mrbubblesort , 7 months ago to RPGMemes in What is your business plan?

Step 1. Cast foresight
Step 2. Go to Vegas
Step 3. Profit

mrbubblesort , 9 months ago to > Greentext in Anon develops free, worldwide public transit

And solve the trivial engineering task of reducing all friction and air resistance to zero.

Well shit, anyone can do that. Just put a little WD40 on it

mrbubblesort , 9 months ago to InternetIsBeautiful in A website that tells you, based on the year you graduated high school, what your school (probably) got wrong!

Yeah, you pick the 1940's and gives the human genome one. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure they weren't teaching that in high school considering wasn't even a word until 1920

mrbubblesort , 9 months ago to > Greentext in Anon is dating too young

$bian is a variable but it wasn't set, so it's pronounced "le-undefined"

mrbubblesort , 9 months ago to MapPorn in No hurricane has ever crossed the equator

Well duh! That's because the big black line you see on all the maps keeps the storms from crossing over