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madbarrister

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God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied. -- Well, I'm waiting...🙄 Not literally a barrister or mouse.
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You've got to know when to modem
Know when to hold 'em
Know when to dial-up
And when to run diagnostics


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@BeAware That could take hours!😂

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I Ain't No Chucklehead, Girl!


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@BeAware https://www.yourdictionary.com/chucklehead

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There once was a boy from the womb
Who wanted to have a little more room
When he reached the vagina
"Keep movin'! Behind ya!"
He heard from his twin with a boom

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I'm Leaving on a Microplane


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Scoobydoo is put down by Kristi Noem


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Flapping in the Breeze -- Bob Dylan


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A carriage was a self-driving car, as long as you wanted to go home, and the horse knows the way.


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You have a bucket in a bucket. You put ice between the outside bucket and the inside bucket. You put salt in the ice. You put cream in the inside bucket with sugar and flavourings. You close the lid. Then you crank it until your arm falls off. Ta-da! Ice cream!

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Copy and paste. First you copy it. Then you paste it.


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Still no effort


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Midnight in the Griddle of Grits and Waffles


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Lay Lady Lay is what egg farmers sing to their hens to increase production


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Property values for securing a $500 Million bond


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Privileged white kid overcomes his fear of bats by beating people up.


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@philip_cardella I had that in mind, yes. Glad someone caught it! 😂

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All food must go to the lab for testing


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Yeast of Eden


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Poutine on the Ritz


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What's Fudge Got to Do With It?


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