littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Judge in Trump’s Civil Fraud Trial Faces Bomb Threat at His Home

Fuck, I just hope he suddenly shits out his own intestines and deflates into a soupy pile of lard and makeup. Now would be nice, but I'll take next week, if not.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Judge in Trump’s Civil Fraud Trial Faces Bomb Threat at His Home

Your logical fallacy is both infantile and uncreative.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Judge in Trump’s Civil Fraud Trial Faces Bomb Threat at His Home

Yeah, just like last time, when he didn't ghost pretty much everyone grabbing at his shitcaked boot heels. 🤣

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in Judge in Trump’s Civil Fraud Trial Faces Bomb Threat at His Home

That's crazy, though. No one mentioned anything like this at the last antifa meeting, and we talk about everything together. How else are we supposed to get half of our list done, across the country? The Illuminati and The Masons take notes, FFS. (And, drink all the coffee, the mooches.)

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in RFK Jr. backs out of his own birthday fundraiser gala after Martin Sheen, Mike Tyson said they're not attending

Maybe in the next simulation, eh? This one's about dried up.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to politics in RFK Jr. backs out of his own birthday fundraiser gala after Martin Sheen, Mike Tyson said they're not attending

Welp, guess that means it's about time for another West Wing binge. ❤️‍🔥🤘🏼

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

😘

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

Are you high?

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

No, I didn't miss any of your comment, thanks, and relying on hyperbole to support your argument (eg. "nobody") isn't the best. If you personally prefer to treat your players as maladjusted toddlers and assume they're better off with you "in charge", I hope you find a decent group soon (and I hope anyone who unknowingly sits at this sort of table has better luck next time).

Again, for those in the back: removing players' agency is no way to begin a gaming group/campaign/session, and the same goes for assuming they're out to fuck with your precious plans. The whole hobby is rooted in communication, so maybe try that first. 🤦🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

It's in the first sentence, FFS.

...GMs that run a module without telling the table they're running a module "to keep you from looking it up"...

🤦🏽‍♂️

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

The rest of the quote you omitted answers your question.

littlebluespark , 5 months ago to RPGMemes in DM with malicious intent

I mean, the same could be said of GMs that run a module without telling the table they're running a module "to keep you from looking it up", etc. Personally, I flat-out tell my players I'll be running a certain module and that I'll be considering it like jazz does sheet music. In fact, when I ran Xanathar's arc after it's release, the silent business partner to his faction was an ages-old black market syndicate headed by a mimic mafia (with changelings as their juvenile stage, tasked with learning humanoid ways via a sort of rumspringa).

Establishing that not only can anything be a mimic, but the resonant fact that said mimics were more interested in observing rather than mindlessly ambushing outright was far more paranoia-inducing than any stereotypical expectation, NGL. It wasn't long before the party was all but wishing for the wardrobe/carriage/over-large chest/ornate tome to just attack and get it over with. 🤣🤘🏼

edit: spelling, clarity

littlebluespark , 6 months ago to Witchy Memes in Wishing you all a bright solstice!

I appreciate the sentiment, but my brain can't unsee the fucked text pathing.