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juanzelli

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Facilitating the success of others

He/Him in San Diego, California, USA, North America, Earth

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jerry , to random
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I had been using the free 1Password family plan that I got from my former employer for having an enterprise subscription. At about 12:05 AM the day after my last day, I had an email from 1Password saying my account was frozen. That plumbing works fast!.

Also, I decided to stick with 1Password. I've tried a few others, and while there are certain aspects I like better, overall 1Password fits what I (and more importantly, my family) need.

juanzelli ,
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@jerry Agreed. I switched from LastPass years ago. I've had no issues with 1Password and have liked all the new features they've introduced over the years.

jerry , (edited ) to random
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🤯😱

EDIT: many people have pointed out that the breaker will still trip, and in fact this is actually required by fire code.

juanzelli ,
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@jerry The universe will always produce better idiots

jerry , to random
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It’s almost time to write the 3 letters to my successor

juanzelli ,
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@jerry I only know the 3 seashells

jerry , to random
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Frozen 🧊 lemonade 🍋 daiquiri 🍸 at Pineapple Willie’s tonight 🎉

juanzelli ,
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@jerry gimme

jerry , to random
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Happy Memorial Day, from Cruzan

juanzelli ,
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@jerry Shaken... not stirred

jerry , to random
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Well, I've had a completely ridiculous number of people DMing me on LinkedIn... Since I just announced that I am leaving, are they wishing me well? no

Are they offering me jobs? no
Are they making funny llama jokes? well, some of them
Are they mostly trying to meet with me so they can sell stuff to my (soon to be) former employer? absolutely

I guess it's too hard to program their DM spam bots to see if the person they are spamming just announced they are getting the boot.

juanzelli ,
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@jerry Do you pronounce it "llama" or "llama"?

jerry , to random
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I am not sure why, but this gif always reminds me of Taco Bell

video/mp4

juanzelli ,
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@jerry Lavatorial logistics should always be a preemptive concern when planning your Taco Bell dining.

jerry , to random
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I’ve informed my wife that I’ll be going all in on unemployment. I’m buying an old Firebird to put up on blocks in the driveway and working to develop a taste for natty light.

juanzelli ,
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@jerry Solid career choice, sir

jerry , to random
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Happy… doggerday

juanzelli ,
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@jerry

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