joobles

joobles , 17 days ago to random

you should be able to walk up to any information desk anywhere, at all,, and have them pull a tarot card for you - that is also Information,,

joobles , 1 month ago to random

nothing makes me more dangerlously furious than a video called like “MOST satisfying Carpet Cleaning” where you can tell the carpet probably wasn’t that dirty to begin with, but they made it dirty just to make a video where they clean it. the blighted internet is full of this. to make something dirty just to show off cleaning it is the greatest sin to me,,,, i will Not be satisfied by this deception.

joobles , 1 month ago to random

it is friday! quick everyone get your whole asses out and post like the internet is ending.., i want to read sentences that deal the equivalent psychic damage of having an anvil dropped on my head. i wanto be exposed to memes that i will spend decades trying to forget. iwant us to be dumber. this,,THIS, is how we make the 4 day workweek happen. happy friday.

joobles , 2 months ago to random

man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years

joobles , 2 months ago to random

where is everyone. you guys better not be getting things done at work. get back here and post with me

joobles , 3 months ago to random

if i had a nickel for every time someone told me i should check out balatro, i would have like five or six nickels, which doesn’t sound very impressive at all actually, now that i’ve gone and typed it up. ahh well.

joobles , 4 months ago to random

listen, you don’t have to put your real legal name on your profile but you do have to legally change your name to be whatever your username is. if you make your username “tiddyalf69piss” that’s who you are now. this is how we keep our internet safe and secure and accountable 🙏

joobles , 5 months ago to random

it’d be cool if i had any strategies for coping with the all-encompassing existential dread that consumes me the second my head hits the pillow

joobles , 1 year ago to random

i am a “triple threat” (i have 3 brain cells)