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Web dev, into comics and animation, RPGs, horror movies, sometimes studying languages. (she/they)

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Vaseline was able to grow their market by making products for lip care and hair care (these are kind of pointless, it's the same petroleum jelly just tinted and with a little fragrance) but, because these are "women's" products (only women have lips and hair I guess?) they made a version for men since their whole product line was perceived as feminine.

The only difference from their regular plain petroleum jelly is a "fresh scent."

This is all very silly and funny-- but I have a suggestion.

ironorchid ,
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@futurebird as a congenital anosmic I am always picking shampoo and soap based on which scent descriptions sound like they might smell good (pretty useless)

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