harrys_balzac

harrys_balzac , 5 hours ago to politics in Nate Silver's model for the 2024 election is out, currently predicts a 65% chance of a Trump victory.

Merci buttercups.

harrys_balzac , 5 hours ago to politics in First Presidential Debate Megapost!

I'll be at work and avoiding the break room. I live in Utah where my options for candidates are usually "Über-Mormon Tr*mp Fascist" or "Obviously Mormon Fiscal Conservative Wealth Gospel Hate the Poor" or "Token Democrat who would shove a homeless person in front of a bus evangelical."

I'll catch the memes afterwards.

harrys_balzac , 5 hours ago to News in Hiker dies in cow herd charge in Austrian Alps

I was feeling kinda sad about the whole thing then I saw the part about the two small dogs. I'm guessing they weren't on a lead.

"Ha! Look at Gretchen play with the little Kuh. So nett! Oh...mama looks mad...ach Scheiße!"

harrys_balzac , 5 hours ago to politics in Supreme Court rejects challenge to Connecticut law that eliminated religious vaccination exemption

Um, no.

Letting yourself and your family be potential carriers of disease because your invisible sky daddy says abortion bad - which in the Bible is not the case - is forcing your beliefs on others.

You don't want to vaccinate your kids to help protect the community at large? Then don't be surprised when society rejects your dumb selfish ass. Homeschool and wear masks out in public if you really believe.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to politics in Dangerous Precedent': Record AIPAC Spending Helps George Latimer Defeat Jamaal Bowman

Money can't buy happiness but it can buy you the American government.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to World News in The Tribune exclusive: Eyeing stronger ties, PM Modi to visit Moscow on July 8

BRICS just keeps winning, doesn't it?

Brazil is led by a reactionary who understands nuance less than your average reddit troll, yet Lula is probably the best president they've had in 20 years.

Russia. Wants to rule Europe but it's military is only slightly more competent than a bunch of 12 year old boys with airsoft guns and a 12 pack of Monster drinks.

India is led by an ethnofascist who is using Hinduism to turn the country into a dictatorship. Will eat Russia to empower itself.

West Taiwan aka China. Should focus on taking eastern Russia instead of trying to cause a massive war by invading Taiwan.

South Africa. The least insane of the bunch.

If Tr*mp wins, the US will probably sign up. It'll have to be called ABRICS though cuz 'Murica First!

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to politics in Tarantula, assault charges fly in Hennepin County [Minnesota] Board race | Political hopeful Marisa Simonetti seems to think buying and deploying a tarantula is how adults settle disputes.

We're reaching a point where anyone who identifies as a Republican needs serious psychological help.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to World News in Japan: Faces made of living skin make robots smile

Pleaseletitbesexdollspleaseletitbesexdolls

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to Reddit in New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public Opinion

Yes it does.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to Reddit in New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public Opinion

My family prefers Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

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harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to News in An $18 Big Mac meal sparked a revolt against high prices. Companies are finally listening

Yes. There should probably be some sort of disclaimer about how much Rotten Rons paid for this incredibly in-depth reporting.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to Technology in Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks in US over windshield wiper, exterior trim issues

Just saw a Wankpanzer for the first time last Friday and I agree. It is ugly and anyone who fell for this scam deserves every ounce of derision they receive.

harrys_balzac , 1 day ago to News in MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden

Centrum Silver

harrys_balzac , 2 days ago to News in Bankruptcy trustee discloses plan to shut down Alex Jones' Infowars and liquidate assets

He'll join Cucker Tarlson and Melon Tusk on Telegram and Xitter.

harrys_balzac , 2 days ago to News in ‘Too many old people’: A rural Pa. town reckons with population loss

The existence of close minded, bigoted people automatically renders them in violation of just about every societal norm and contract.

Punching a racist/homophobe/terf/Mazi is always justified. Their existence is a threat to others because of their beliefs.

Would you tell an abused spouse to tolerate or be less close minded about being hit or emotionally abused?

Go f off with your fence sitting.